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richdahm.bsky.social
I re-arrange the alphabet into bundles to induce amusement. The Onion, The Colbert Report, The Middle, The Croods: Family Tree. I specialize in projects beginning with "The."
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It's truly a sign of the times that what's brought me the most joy in the last two months is a show about a psychological dystopia.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

NEW: Elon Musk is trying to buy Wisconsin’s Supreme Court, spending millions to install bought-and-paid-for MAGA extremist Brad Schimel. Today, @WisDems launches a campaign to punch back: The People v. Musk.🧵

submitted 31 days ago • 170 comments

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

submitted 35 days ago • 3372 comments

Curious. Check out what TCM chose to schedule on the day after the inauguration—films with the theme How to Fight Nazis. Coincidence, or a bit of editorial programming?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Hard to find much to celebrate these days, but here's a teeny tiny bit of good news. The Angry Circus Peanut's Inauguration ratings were both lower than Biden's, and his own first go-round. Such a loser. Link in reply.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

“It feels weird being earnest about a history of #TheOnion but there's no way around it:I loved this book with all my heart.Funny BC It's True is a thrilling,inspiring must read for comedy nerds and normals alike.Christine Wenc has managed to write a book worthy of The Onion's greatness.” Simon Rich

submitted 134 days ago • 6 comments

I have been unable to find the words to properly express how I’ve been feeling since the election. Thankfully, @roxanegay.bsky.social found better words than I ever could and wrote a piece capturing exactly how we all should be reacting right now. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 141 days ago • 2399 comments

ODDS BODKINS AND GADZOOKS!!! WE HAVE ANGERED THE SKY DEMONS!!! THEY HAVE SWALLOWED OUR MOTHER SUN TO PUNISH US FOR OUR WICKED WAYS!!! THE END IS NIGH!!! REPENT, REPENT, OR WE SHALL PERISH IN ETERNAL DARKNESS!!! WOE TO ALL EARTHKIND!!!

submitted 361 days ago • 4 comments

So excited for MADAME WEB, which I assume is the long awaited sequel to MADAME'S PLACE. She'll be slinging webs AND saucy bon mots!

submitted 415 days ago • 0 comments