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richi0.bsky.social
Friend of Bluey. He/him, 4.2, Ace.
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I bet being a cult leader is a lot of fun. I should start a cult. You want to be in my cult? No murder, lots of diapers.

tgibdf

🤣 but he’s not wrong

I spilled an entire cup of coffee into my car’s center console, and now my radio is acting all wonky. That’s how my day is going.

At the 50,000 foot view, the law of the land is that t is immune from any prosecution and he can grant immunity to anyone acting on his behalf. I don’t know how you fight someone willing to abuse those powers. There is no fixing anything without impeachment and removal.

Fade when wet paws are a conspiracy. They’re claim to fade when wet, but they’re really just fade when warm. So they fade just by wearing the diaper from body heat. It’s designed to make you think you need diapers. There is no other reasonable explanation why mine are gone every morning.

Wet your bed.

Almost everyone’s advice is bad.

How about ai that turns up the volume when people are whispering and turns it down when the building explodes?

Aaaaaaand bought.

Them: What do you think? What I was thinking: Soup is so good. Why don’t I eat more soup? I’m going to eat more soup. What I say: Yeah, that’s a great idea!

It’s so logical. youtu.be/z8pjdsnpbzs?...

I’ll make it back there one of these days …

Not bad for a first prototype, especially considering I didn't bother trying to make it perfect. I literally have a list of 15 specific things I want to do differently for the next one. But even so, I think it turned out all right!

I didn’t wear a diaper to bed. It’s going to be a long time before anyone lets me try that nonsense again.

It’s not only ok you wet the bed, it’s good actually. If the other kids make fun of you, they’re just jealous.

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Last night I had a nightmare about my mom coming home early and catching me in a diaper. I haven’t lived with my parents in 20 years. Brains are weird.