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richschaffer.bsky.social
This is a parody account featuring a tragic figure who has destroyed the Democratic Party in New York's Suffolk County.
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Gone Girls on Netflix, the documentary about the Gilgo Beach murders, quoted Steve Bellone saying he followed the advice of a couple of trusted people when he appointed James Burke. That was me and Spota! That's how much influence I have! @netflix.com #gonegirls #gilgo #jamesburke

Ray Tierney's motto -- "No One Is Above The Law." Except the Suffolk Police who run an illegal Super PAC. Ray doesn't investigate or prosecute them because, like me, he relies on that PAC for money. I love Ray. He makes me tingle! @scdaonews.bsky.social #tierney #babylon #democrats

Errol Toulon agrees with denying rights and due process ... and that why he's the kind of Democrat we need in these trying time! #erroltoulon @scdaonews.bsky.social #toulon #suffolkdemocrats #kilmar #garcia #babylon #richschaffer www.newsmax.com/amp/newsmax-...

This is like the time I stacked the Progressive Caucus with actual active people. If you want to be THIS close to power, you need to shut your mouth. I'll make the decisions here (while pretending to be guileless and affable). www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

Our Democratic Party is the greatest. And we represent Democratic values. Really. Trust us. @scdaonews.bsky.social #toulon #richschaffer

This has nothing to do with me. Everyone loves patronage, taxes, cops, and the leaders who make several six figure salaries advocating for them! #richschaffer #babylon #teamschaffer #longisland #wesleyyang #grift

We will not run a challenger to Blessed Ray Tierney. His social media stokes fear of gang crime committed by tattoed brown people. People will say I'm supporting a Republican, but I plan on blaming the Democratic Party for not producing a candidate. @scdaonews.bsky.social @newsday.bsky.social

@johnavlon.bsky.social "We don't need these privileged billionaires telling us what to do! We need hard-scrabble millionaire boot strappers with homes in Greenwich Village and the Hamptons to find our path to greatness!" #SuffolkCounty #Handsoff #democrats #plutocrat

How do you know that millions hit the streets Saturday to protest the destruction of federal services? Not by looking at my posts, one of which valorizes withdrawing from the battle. That's mostly because I'm a selfish monster who is chasing multiple checks. It's all about ol' Richie! #RichSchaffer

Patronage. Patronage. Patronage. Sloth. Sloth. Sloth. #RichSchaffer @long-island-ny.bsky.social @newsday.bsky.social #babylon #democrats @cityandstateny.bsky.social #CuttingDeals @islip3.bsky.social @riverhead.bsky.social @brookhavenlab.bsky.social