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Semi-pro Ouija board owner/operator. Currently friends with Kurt Cobain.
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The death of the Pope was avoidable had he celebrated 420 instead of Easter. Let this be a lesson to all those even thinking about doing egg hunts or bonnet parades. It's not worth it. Just say no. The life you save may be your own.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Just got off the Ouija Board with the Pope. He said Vance did not kill him. They threw fists, but no lethal blows landed. He said he died of Pneumonia complications. Had he not been dying, Vance woulda got beat bad.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My Ouija Board has been hacked. If you get any spirit friend requests on your Ouija board, do not accept them. Unless you like poor spelling from a Hollywood has-been.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I've been contacting dead Republicans on my Ouija board for a month now. Just to annoy them and laugh at them. I think of this as a reverse demonic possession. Those demons get scared and call on the Christian clergy in Hell to perform an exorcism on me. I let them think I'm casted out, but I'm not.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

This too shall pass. "The law of Entropy begs to differ." Actual quote from Einstein on my Ouiga board.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Cartoonist Jules Pfeiffer died on the 17th. I have contacted him on my Ouija board. Still negotiating terms to broadcast his statements online.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

The former head of Planned Parenthood, Cecile Richards, died today. If I didn't know any better, I could swear there is no God. Just based on today. I'm going to contact her on my Ouija board once she settles into afterlife. All other social media doesn't pierce the veil of death, not even TikTok.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Anybody seeking refuge from the TikTok ban, consider the Ouija board. I've been interacting with others there for decades. Free of any government interference, advertising, and any other control. Even the demons are cool. If you meet Pazuzu, tell him Rick sent you. It helps me, costs you no $.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I asked David Lynch last night about the TikTok ban, while I still have the right to channel spirits on my Ouija in the USA. He spelled, "I'm just glad to be out of that place." To be fair with my report, Anita Bryant approved the ban on anything. Fun was had by all at my Ouija board party.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Next, they'll ban Ouija boards, the original social media platform.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Ouija update on David Lynch. He's already been assigned an apartment, number 26. He spelled out, and I quote, "The Amana microwave still works real good."

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

No response from David Lynch. As some say, there's some sort of Ouija board queue to reach him. As I spent all night waiting in line. If I had one wish for spiritual talking boards, it would be a busy signal. Hasbro has not responded to that request. Life of a Necromancer is not so intense today.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

When the Ouija board gives you tech advice you didn’t ask for! #CalvinandHobbes

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Once passed the urgency of UFOs and TikTok, Congress should investigate the murder of Kurt Cobain next. Some of us Ouija practitioners already know who did it, having summoned Kurt's spirit. But whistleblowing is no fun. Let's test them Reps and see them solve it by conjuration like we did.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I found Anita Bryant through my Ouija board. She's been in Purgatory for a month, comparing the afterlife to Dade County's Greyhound Station. "As an Evangelical Protestant," she spelled out, "I can't be subjected to such Catholism. I'm entitled to a nonstop trip." You just can't make this stuff up.

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment