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šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ‡²šŸ‡¾šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Magaysian | Stand-up comedian| storyteller| occasional attorney Off-West End ā€œComing Out to Dead Peopleā€ comedy solo show Austin/LA/Chicago https://linktr.ee/Rickysim
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In Asia, if you see a guy who has a hot body but doesn’t have a good looking face, thats called a prawn. Because you only want to eat from the neck down. But if the guy is from Texas, he’s called a crawfish šŸ¦ž

Was my gay *ss the only one wondering how long can pregnancy test kits last /not expire? #thelastofus

With the amount of sex gay men have, if we can get pregnant, the world would legalize abortion so quickly

Consumerism is when you make a plastic straw lasts longer than your H&M clothes

Ok- I have never teared up so much for a side story of a TV show. The firefighter and little girl scene is just heart wrenching. But i loveee that show keeps the light hearted tone throughout #HeavenlyEverAfter

Probably the only situation where it’s okay for Pete Hegseth to leak the attack details in a Signal chat is if he’s leaking the attack plan in a Signal chat in the #TheLastOfUs… and he’s leaking it to the infected. #tlou

There must be a reason why S2S2 of #TheLastOfUs is aired on a Easter Sunday- Joel will be risen as well, right…Right??

So…is Pedro Pascal getting paid for the entire season? I genuinely want to know how the contract/pays works when this happen so early in the season. #thelastofus

Yea seriously, where’s Moira Rose when all the infected invaded Jackson? #TheLastOfUs

Been a huge fan of this queen - she kicks asses both as Tara and Maria #TrueBlood #TheLastOfUs

For those of us who never played the game and had no idea what was coming in S2E2- we may need a day off tmr. Just saying #TheLastofUs

Ngl I low key wanted to see how Moira Rose gonna battle all the infected #TheLastOfUs

HBO really be like ā€œPedro, you are off the clock.ā€ #thelastofus

It’s so funny that as an ESL student, it took me a long time to learn what ā€œdue processā€ means in my U.S. History class, but now the country tries to get rid of it. I could have spent less time studying.

Daily gratitude for the cis-man top surgery that I got a few years ago…and the hair cut I got a couple days ago

Now that Harvard is resisting the Trump Administration, I want to see how those Ivy-thirsty Asian parents who voted against Affirmative Action react now.

What am I doing on a Sunday without White Lotus now

Black Mirror be like ā€œlet’s try to map every aspects of human life to subscription service model ā€œ

Since when Goyard tote becomes Gaysian culture? I did not get the memo.

The final scenes of White Lotus finale be like in Thailand police don’t show up after multiple shootings

Did we ever get closure on why Victoria never admit to Kate that they spent a weekend in Austin? #thewhitelotus

An SNL commercial parody sketch featuring the ghosts of the victims from three seasons of #thewhitelotus promoting the resort.

Even the way Laurie can run faster than her two friends is soooo New Yorker #thewhitelotus

I swear to god, they hired the guy I met on my first day of MBA to write Zion’s lines. #thewhitelotus

Did #thewhitelotus just tell me I should speak to my Trump-supporting friend again?

I expect Sean Cody to incorporate this line in their next film ā€œI saw you were a little left out and I am a pleaserā€ #thewhitelotus

The surviving guests of #thewhitelotus in the last scene look a bit too nonchalant as if they didn’t just encounter a series of shooting in the hotel that they just spent a week at…but then again, they all came from America.

When Gaitok becomes the star employee-driver of Sritala, I really thought Mook gonna start rapping ā€œgold teeth sitting on the dash, he’s a rockstarā€ #thewhitelotus

Pornchai is the new Belinda #thewhitelotus

I need Laurie / Pornchai to be in the next season of #thewhitelotus

New favorite break up line ā€œcircumstances have changed for meā€¦ā€ #thewhitelotus

If Final Destination taught me not to drive behind a truck with logs, #TheWhitelotus is teaching me to remember to wash my blender

ā€œHave you ever heard of wine?ā€ #thewhitelotus

Aww Laurie’s monologue. šŸ’• 😢

The biggest delulu is the guy who committed an assault to the owner of White Lotus and decided to go back there and spend a night there. #thewhitelotus

White Lotus Prediction 1- the top three characters you predict would be the one who got murdered, I’ll go first #thewhitelotus 1) Laurie 2) Belinda 3) Tmothy Ratliff

White Lotus Prediction 2 - the top three characters you think could be the killer 1) Gaitok 2) Greg/Gary 3) Rick

Winning so big right now.

In America, everyday is April Fools’ Day right now

#TheWhiteLotus last episode prediction: I feel like writers would šŸ”Ŗ off the ones who are the most morally upstanding/beloved to sparks social media engagement, while keeping the ones deserve to be dead for the next season. We shall see-

Victoria Ratliff’s Jesus trying to rescue Piper that night #TheWhiteLotus

Me every April in #NY. #TheWhiteLotus

Jesus answering Victoria’s prayer that night. #TheWhiteLotus