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ridley.bsky.social
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Love always having pussy waiting for me at home after work

Nothing funnier or more shortsighted than people who make a living off providing Medicaid services saying they hate the government

The older I get the more and I think maybe the heavens gate cult was onto something 😂

Waffle House in trumps America

Oh sure. Let’s add another housing crisis to the list of bad things yet to come. Great idea.

@samyoungman.bsky.social & @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social summed things up perfectly in their newsletter today. Check it out. They do good work.

Never trust anyone that can’t spell February correctly

I’m much more worried about the rise of people who don’t know what fascism is.

I can't really relate to someone unless they have at least three psychiatric disorders.

I guess we can take solace in the fact we haven’t had a plane crash here in several days. *knocks on wood*

Hospitals in Alabama are busier than Six Flags in June

Before 9/11 someone shorted the airlines & insurance companies that insured the World Trade Center before it happened so they could profit when it did & I can’t help but think about that now as the markets start to crash because we have white collar terrorist in the White House tearing it all down

what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines

Who’s treading on you, people flying don’t tread on me flags?

This week was the longest year of my life

We’ve finally arrived

I can’t believe we’re doing this shit again.

Disinformation is not just political theater—it is a weapon designed to dismantle democracy and replace it with authoritarian control. nafoforum.org/magazi...

Cremate me and then throw fistfuls of me straight into the eyes of my enemies

When I was your age we were still sucking fentanyl out of patches

First day back to work after the holidays and I’m envious of people on house arrest.

Birds suddenly appearing every time she is near is a fucking red flag.

My work is making 25+ good first impressions a day and it is absolutely exhausting

Imagine falling in love with someone only to find out they use alcohol free listerine

In addition to red dots cats love red smiley faces too

The Venn diagram of racist people who don’t think they’re racist and dumb people who think they’re smart is a complete circle.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer coming home from her granddaughter’s house to protect her from Matt Gaetz on Christmas Eve

Hell hath no fury like a white women looking for gift cards at a crowded grocery store 2 days before Christmas

This

we should be able to doordash someone a snowball to the face. like tis the season biatch

This is literally why all that remains of humanity lives on a single train in Snowpiercer lol

You can’t even ask for a cumquat anymore without somebody calling HR on you. I mean, I don’t even work here.

Me at Christmas dinner explaining Hammurabi’s code to my family when discussing the United Healthcare CEO shooter

Those erasers always looked delicious 😂

The best Christmas I ever had was one where I was by myself and ate at dinner at a Waffle House. I’ve never felt more camaraderie in my life than I did with the other folks eating alone at Waffle House that night.