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Actual advice that sounds obvious but isn't- enjoy words and sentences and their rhythms and tones and sounds and what they feel like next to one another. I write a lot of run-on sentences just bc I like how they flow and roll and set up tempos and friction and it's all highly enjoyable. Probably.

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I dunno if anyone follows me who'd care about this, but Thrill Kill Kult just dropped remasters of "Confessions of a Knife" and "Sexplosion!" on Bandcamp, with vinyls and CDs as well. "Confessions" is like my second or third favorite album ever probably mylifewiththethrillkillkult.bandcamp.com

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sad news. my oldest friend Creamwave Serpentblouse was washed away to sea this evening. he leaves behind sixteen children and a living horse made of salt

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A few years back, the world went through a pretty tough time, so You Look Nice Today reformed to try and cheer people up. So, if you're going through a tough time, maybe you can be cheered by 25 episodes of "California King." www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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taking a fourth stab at this alt-text

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Post a meme made by you

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Tea is a really nice drink!! We should explore to see if there's other tasty foods inspired by letters of the alphabet. Not P, but others

submitted 4 days ago • 48 comments

I like it when video games look like this.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I tried reproducing it and this happened instead??

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Just realised this game lets me do one of my favourite things, which is to describe horses. Cannot stress enough that I do not like horses

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

rabbits

submitted 9 days ago • 22 comments

i cant stand it, a boring sandwich im gonna make it great, its on my plate i cant stand mustard when im at lunch cause your french’s jar aint so good to munch so while you sit back and wonder why i got this fancy jar by my side oh my god, its a dijon im putting on my bread, its grey poupon

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

Comic from 2018: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3 - Stardust Crusaders - D'arby the Gamer Part 3

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FINISH THIS JOKE: Phil Collins thinks his sushi is "sus". Do not post your answer -- your satisfaction should be cherished (or contrariwise your frustration should be lamented), in privacy and solitude. Crystallize the resulting feeling within a single moment of time.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Me, cooking a hotdog: I gotta get that dog meat. My wife: Please don't use that phrase, it makes my skin crawl. Me: I needs me some glizzy flesh.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Lmao I found an "auction house" (appears to be somebody's house) that exclusively sells inept forgeries and claims they're authentic, check out this "Roy Lichtenstein" hibid.com/catalog/6177...

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got innumeracy

submitted 10 days ago • 109 comments

youtube just reminded me of one of the most bizarre videos i've ever seen, where a guy says "i can sense moles underground" and then shoves his hand into the dirt and pulls out a mole

submitted 10 days ago • 66 comments

Sometimes I get concerned that I’m too block-happy on here, but also anyone who uses that GIF of the woman doing a spit take laughing gets blocked instantly no questions asked no quarter given. Got to have some standards.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

tricorn hats should come back into style

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both my dentist and the endo they sent me to for root canal have super cute receptionists so I’m going on an all-Jolly Ranchers diet

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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

submitted 15 days ago • 52 comments

time for my annual @bakoon.bsky.social repost

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

mute the following words for the quietest bluesky experience: a, the, i, me, my, you, your, am, are, why, don’t, and, or, think, see, eating, watching, listening, want, hate, like, love, is, was, were, hogwash, poppycock, gibberish, claptrap, gobbledygook, and phooey.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

back in my day, you had to solve a goddamned puzzle in order to play your computer game

submitted 16 days ago • 10 comments

gastropod

submitted 16 days ago • 8 comments