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extremely funny to see what sort of person thinks this is serious

@jawbroken.bsky.social have you read all the posts?

tried to substitute serranos because jalapeños looked rough and i got the hottest fucking serrano in the world.

I guess my best case scenario is that, after America gets put down by the alliance for being too destructive in its death throes, we get divided up like post war Germany and California becomes a protectorate of Japan or South Korea. I can be an anime appraiser.

if you tap the turd emoji it should pop up and let you select different types of poop

“this product is great and i wish to immiserate everyone involved in its design and manufacture in search of a good deal”

tired: i’ll sleep when im dead wired: i’ll sleep when im tired

babybel blue cheese when

move slow and fix things #saturday

i’m so fucking tired dude. also i do want to fucking fight this dork. if you can make it happen

Keeps spare change in one of my car's beverage holders for parking meters years old

this lady fucking sucks

none of this is particularly interesting. nor am i

black cops especially are white supremacist. because they know if they aren’t they won’t get backed up on calls

this is a fantasy by the way. all the cops are white supremacist, even the black cops

Last week we had a dude call 911 because his friend used the n word and was jumped by like ten people, and the caller tried to defend him and also got beat up. First time I've been proud of my state in a while.