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Your friendly neighborhood Atlanta Braves/pro wrestling/tennis/shitposting account. Immigrant’s kid.
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Breaking: Falcons DC Jeff Ulbrich has been fined $150,000, 500 Hail Marys, and 250 Our Fathers after his son Jax pranked Cardinal Matteo Zuppi to tell him he had been selected as Pope

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SUCK IT MINNESOTA

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For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

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Ozuna doing a post game interview with more seeds in his mouth than a bird feeder

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BRAVES WALK OFF VIBES ARE OFF THE CHARTS

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DOOGIE IM PLEADING

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HOW THE HELL DID STEWIE WHEELS GET HOME

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MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYT

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WEIGHT ROOM, OSO

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Bear down

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Verdugo im groveling

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Alternatively you could just keep the pronunciation but add another “e” at the end

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00 is the hardest CBB jersey number of all time RIP Big Grits

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Your mom isn’t a gorilla, but I bet she could beat off 100 dudes

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@dunnah.bsky.social

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NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE

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I’m just happy he’s happy

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Hard

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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

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Dylan Lee holding Shohei to a double feels like a win

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Pants are firmly resecured

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AUSTIN RILEY TWO TIMES PANTS ARE OFF

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AUSTIN RILEY TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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new gender neutral greeting just dropped

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“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist

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😂😂😂

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They will be sending his voice box to the hall of fame

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new rapture time just dropped

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Anyone remember the movie Strange Wilderness?

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Don’s America:

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[bursts through door, starts packing go bag] Lake Lanier has tornadoes now

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Happy birthday to one of the best dudes out there. Happy to call this guy a friend. Have a helluva day @jeffdonahoo.bsky.social

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Happy birthday to the only person I know whose original memes have been printed out by Braves players and taped on the dugout wall at Truist Park. @jeffdonahoo.bsky.social on Bluesky, AlwaysOverPar in our hearts.

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Happy Birthday to one of my very best friends on this damn planet, @jeffdonahoo.bsky.social Hope you have the best day, brosito!!

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I knew something felt off

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This angle is unreal. This has to be the best way to watch tennis youtu.be/zqXN1hfEdzI?...

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when RFK jr fires all the food inspectors

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HEY LOOK AN EXCUSE TO POST THE JAM youtu.be/ktZoUHcP0wI?...

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Give this dad a damn medal

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I’m not sure that I’ve seen many better visual representations of what it’s like to be a parent.

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