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Real Compliments, Fake Nails. New Yorker all day. Med nerd. Jokes. face. Bring your friends over here from that other place, please. Pero also, my thyroid is so pronounced, it's in diacritical condition
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🚨Jasmine Crockett & Eric Swalwell begged House Judiciary Republicans to vote NO. They offered deals, sweeteners, the whole package. And those damn soulless traitors STILL voted to let Trump exile American citizens. This isn’t just betrayal—it’s the birth of authoritarian rule. Sound the alarm.🚨

"That's bish is is DONE foour, I'm sorry to tell you" -Bronx chick Accidental bochinchera soy yo

Pffft if cause doesn't stop affecting...

hudsonvalleypost.com/residents-on... Purple is a welcome sign for me. What are we doing here

Always a good time to remind you that buying prerolls is rolling the dice. K2 central.

The only thing I'm training AI to do is provide references. If AI is gonna be here anyway, ethics management is possible, albeit limited. Ask for sources every time.

Flamenco and plantar fasciitis: a history

"Not hard on the kidneys" = not an SGLT2 But that's not the same at ALL

It's either shitty or great to never be talked about again

I thought it was Marlboro Hill And so I never went there Bc I didn't wanna be there for their cigarette foundries

Jesus died submitting his timesheets on a Friday and STILL got paid by Sunday. And He was the company for 3 years by that point. Vested 33%. Still only got 2 days PTO.

"A man convinced against his will if of the same opinion still" - DC, but not sure that's universal

Love your legends youtu.be/5ydBkmgJi-g?...

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"At least Stephen Hawking had words." - Klay, on RFKJr

youtu.be/wDYqKy1fkAY?...

My first thought was, "Who committed him?" That darn Caiaphas

Dire gotta be my least favorite consequences

If I’m coerced into a sinister van I hope it’s windowless so I don’t have to see what’s happening out in the world

My type? Geez, hard to say. Less, "If I can't have you, no one can," And more, "If I can't have you, no one can, but I'll let you live well." And... Most: An "🎶 If I can't have you, I don't want nobody, baby!" singer 🎶

Black mothers in America face disproportionately high rates of maternal mortality and morbidity. We must do more to ensure access to affordable, quality care. #BlackMaternalHealthWeek

Rhythm being the A-side and Blues being the B-side is the coolest thing I can't believe I relearned.

When you text someone and can see the recipient laughing >>>>>>

"Wake yo assh up and watch Sesame Street with me" Raise your hand via like if this sounds like your childhood. No? Just me? Hm.

I should charge for my screenshots

President Trump just fired almost the entire staff of the CFPB, who protect you from getting scammed by Wall Street. This is another assault on consumers and our democracy by Trump's lawless Administration. We will fight back with everything we've got.

Shoutout to everyone who sends me something they think is funny or that they just generally like.