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Real Compliments, Fake Nails. New Yorker all day. Med nerd. Jokes. face. Bring your friends over here from that other place, please. Pero also, my thyroid is so pronounced, it's in diacritical condition
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I hate when I'm about to tell someone I love their shoes but then I see the whole shoe

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I just wanna get to be informedly funny all the tiiiiiiiiime #QoL

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DHS CONTRACTORS FOR KIDNAPPING: These job adverts confirm that DHS-ICE is hiring people off the streets with as little as 2 years military service. Plus CBP is hiring former War on Terror analysts to hunt Americans and migrants alike. Straight up Secret Police shit. These were on LinkedIn.

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It's 110 degrees in New York. Just fried an egg from a cube of ice.

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youtube.com/watch?v=vO2S...

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Bull in a pawn shop

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I looked this up, and yes, it is real. I've included an article about it in the comments. Please share for those who may need it. Thank you!

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This is disgusting. A good policy record includes sexual assault.

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#medsky #pharmasky Why did we've from AED to ASM?

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The people who stand by are always gonna be the ones who are really doing it to me

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What if German fairytales were so bad so that the kids had to make sleep as efficient as possible So that they could have more World Cup quarterfinals than any other country to start their day with

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"Oh," to the tune of Ludacris Ohhhhhh Ohhhh! You's a ohhhh 🎶 Not all, just some 🎶 You oh who you are Theres you on a bus Theres you in a car Theres you who hate yourselves so much you won't even talk to each other and now it's my gd problem

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Read something today as, "After preparing your child's abuse..." It wasn't abuse. It was a rock lobstahhhhhh! (Dose. It was dose.)

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Okay this is absolutely horrifying - this young man posted a statement against everything going on with ICE, and now they’re threatening him with a psych hold

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I have decided to become unavoidable in various situations

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I started stressing out over synovial fluid, and then I remembered the blood-brain barrier Prioritizing

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All wire hangers All worries

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If you’re undocumented, don’t march tomorrow. Stay home. Let the rest of us get this one. Solidarity ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼

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Whatsapp is like the BlueSky of messaging

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It's Friday the 13th, and a black cat walked parallel to me today. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

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Zone the police, and everything changes

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Imagine: your title is Speaker, and you refuse to Respond.

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Things i cut out Cut out veal Religion Slightly rocked up honey And wait till you get a load of the next chapter

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ATTN: If you’re a member of the National Guard or you work for ICE and you’re asked to violate the law or your oath, contact Whistleblower Aid to safely, securely, and legally blow the whistle. You can support Whistleblower Aid HERE: whistlebloweraid.org/beans

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Look, if we can't solve poverty, can we at least all agree to talk in mob accents form the 40's for a year to make history even harder to learn

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why clone wars why not clone peace, a clone pool party, a clone hoedown

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A teacher breaks down after ICE causes multiple schools to lockdown during graduation ceremonies and parents to flee for their lives. Only the soulless aren’t hurting from what is happening in our country. This is affecting all of us.

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I actually don’t think we should be teaching our young girls that they should willfully allow any random white dad bod in a faux military vest and mask to lead them away in zip ties but maybe Canada’s just built different

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These are the tallest Napoleonic-minded people fighting each other

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I miss green screen phone era when you had like 10-30 people, so you could leave your ringer on with no fear of truly bs calls

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Ultimate irish sport

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We've had all this opportunity to rebrand "pro-life."

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MTA schedule 1 2:30-4 = men get to cry outside

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Lately, every time I overexplain something in the interest of assuring someone I am being earnest, I think about the FDA. The laundry list of possibpe side effects that commercials list? The intent was to assure patients they were getting the info they needed. So they list all the things.

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I feel energized today. Might go normal and just throw out a pandemic handbook made by the most inside of insiders of science and blame an Irish Catholic for every bunny being poor.

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We need to take the ideologies from ants that the Amish did My phone dropped as I was sending this. What, are they gonna see this?

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Voting in America shouldn't be choosing which weakness we can deal with

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Oh, it's because they can actually sing, but also I realized it's because one of my June 1st friends has "Hans" in her name. Lemme see if they'll sing for her right quick

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It's 4 am and I've decided I want to meet Hansen.

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NO WISE MAN HAS THE POWER

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Suddenly craving marzipan

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