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Next year’s halftime show will be just a jar of mayonnaise with a confederate flag stuck in it.

I don't jerk off often. The other day I did and my cock chose violence. #selffacial I guess

Knowing the names of the an unelected oligarch’s underlings who are destroying the government from within is a crime now, apparently.

I NEED to eat a hairy man's ass and then have him ride my cock to completion.

"Sorry, your game sold millions of copies but our projections said it should have sold at least fifteen trillion for shareholders to be satisfied, so we're going to have to fire all of you. Now watch the news unquestioningly report that your game was a commercial failure. Probably because of woke."

Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo. It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.

seated thirst traps only. go.

Two things can be true

Ohh so instagram is spying on our dms now huh?

please for the love of god delete twitter / x off your phone

If you see this post, share something green. 😮💚

I don't need "therapy", I NEED a JRPG I can mindlessly grind in to quiet The Voices

Angles matter.

Remember when Christopher Meloni showed hole? America used to be a proper country

You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.

hairy body appreciation post 😏🦦