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ripleywg.bsky.social
They/Them - A person subsisting on a diet of far too much pop culture.
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I am once again asking etc

"How would the world of this film be different if The Substance existed in it?" -Me dissecting every movie from no on

My sister may have created the next great personality analysis tool: “Would Or Would You Not Eat the O’Reilly’s Auto Parts Candy?”

I just know the Vatican PR team is sweating the possibility of the pope dying while Conclave is still being talked about

If the Holy Father had just injected himself with some sort of substance to spawn a young hot pope, this whole conclave could have been avoided.

I'm finally going to watch Conclave because if the Pope dies, I'm not missing any of the jokes.

"Severance" is short for "Several Ants"

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

I'm live on Twitch with Ripley's Weekend Muppet Fix! First up is Fraggle Rock, followed by The Muppet Show and FOLLOW THAT BIRD! twitch.tv/ripleywg

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop (Switch) codes for Tomb Raider IV–VI Remastered courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends Feb 23rd, 6 PM PT. Game is available now www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Alex is middle school Ripley representation. I'm still live and watching Bob's Burgers! twitch.tv/ripleywg

It's Friday afternoon. You know you aren't getting any work done. Join me for some Bob's Burgers, live now on Twitch! twitch.tv./ripleywg

I'm streaming classic Simpsons. It's marginally more fun than church. Join me? twitch.tv/ripleywg

With Snow White coming soon, it's important to remind you that according to DESCENDANTS, Dopey has a son and therefor, one might conclude that Dopey fucks.

Gimme that

Corndog break for your timeline's sake.

Meows Casey

Hey, times are tough. Throw a queer Texas education refugee some love? linktr.ee/ripleywg

if i ever talk about bluesky out loud, i'm gonna pronounce it like "brewski"

I can’t stop laughing thinking about getting horrible news on this phone

Two spots left in my Animated Pilot Writing class! Sundays from 4pm-7pm PST beginning February 23. $600 for eight sessions. I will help you go from idea to finished script in eight weeks. forms.gle/oFpsV8FfGEtK...

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Oh hey, if you updated your iPhone to 18.3 or later, then it turned on Apple Intelligence by default. To turn it back off, go to Settings, Apple Intelligence & Siri, then toggle it off. You may have to reenable Siri if you use that.

God bless Olivia Coleman

My face seeing this

Contractually obligated "Hey, it's Saturday, y'all. Did I mention I have a new movie out, streaming exclusively on Apple+? Called THE GORGE? I did? Great! We'd love if you watched it!" post.

How do they have so little self-awareness?

I'm live! Come watch Muppet stuff with me! twitch.tv/ripleywg

Paddington 2

Acknowledge my corn dog

This is what peak masculinity looks l ike.

Hey, times are tough. Throw a queer Texas education refugee some love? linktr.ee/ripleywg

I ran out of episodes of SILO and I'm furious.

hey what the fucking FUCK