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Two-time contestant in the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant. Runner-up in the first-ever pageant. Standing up for the little guys.
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My neighbor old man Haakenson had pants trouble. Now the neighbors know he has a tiny penis. 😂

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

When Crunchyroll (or Sony) took over Funimation, it completely erased my digital library. To me, that's theft. Remember that before you purchase anything from these people.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

@xochristinats.bsky.social If you want to do something with a dude who was in two small-penis pageants ... 😁

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

That's from Miss America 2015 on the left below, 1975 on the right. Which (body, not face) is more attractive? I'd argue 1975 because her body is soft, not "toned." But it's also fit/thin. She didn't go to the gym; she just didn't pig out.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Alan and Chris on "Film Threat" are growing on me. Possibly because they are my demo. More likely because, as they describe themselves, they are the 2 Stooges of film critics (Larry and Moe).

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Been reading Nosferatu reviews. Sounds like it's for you if you dig artsy, gloomy, and pretentious. Not for you if you want scary and fun. In other words, likely box office dud.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Now we'll hear that Cousins will seek revenge against the Vikes next week. Never understood that. When a player leaves for more money, shouldn't we seek revenge on him?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Knew we'd win. Never a doubt. Lol.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

@fluffylia.bsky.social I'm 67 and competed twice in "smallest penis" pageants in New York. Am in Minnesota now but assume you are not. Video could be fun, though.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

These damn Vikings games are beyond frustrating.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, but watching the new Lions dominate on Thanksgiving is no more entertaining than watching the old Lions get dominated on Thanksgiving.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

For those who messaged me asking "how small is it?" -- this small:

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to find some Vikings fans on here. Any Vikings fans? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller ...?

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, I have a small one, but please don't hold it. Against me.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments