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Sloppy bear. Balcony muppet. Nerd gay. Mainly likes comics, quizzing, theatre, LUFC, wine & sitting down. 5x CatDad. Proud🏳️‍🌈. Woke as fuck. He/Him.
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One week Starmer does segregation of trans people, next week it's immigrant-bashing. And it's always open season on the disabled... Why are no Labour MPs just leaving? Labour is supposed to stop Fascism, not become it.

Watching a gay high-school wrestling horror movie and the monster in it is basically fundamentalist Christian homophobia. I have NEVER seen a more “oh my god this could actually happen!” movie than this.

The 90s were amazing for this; Perry & Alice & Keith. Professor Hamilton. Maggie Sawyer and the SCU. Cat Grant and the staff at The Planet. Lana & Pete. Ma & Pa Kent. Everyone at Project Cadmus. Bibbo!

It turns out that just 10 years later an older, camper, arguably nerdier, version of me would have a radically different opinion.

Having a big clear-out this week… are there any charity shops/charities in London that would appreciated specifically queer and camp DVDs and books?

Just had a couple of men in to see to my boiler (not a euphemism). Sadly, my boiler did not perform to their expectations (sort of could be a euphemism TBH).

I was there for this! We had an amazing youth team back then, but successive managers sold-off and dismantled it.

Cleaning the kitchen before the gas man comes and… I just shattered the lid of my big Le Creuset. Am I even middle-class anymore?!

Last night I watched the original 70s Amityville Horror, now I’m watching the Ryan Reynolds and Angel-from-Home-and-Away remake.

Honestly life would be so much better if we just let the ice cream hippies run things.

Mass deportations for Gammon who have trouble with there/their/they’re, two/too/to, off/of, bought/brought, and especially incorrect use of yourself & myself please. What’s good for the goose…

I spent years collecting a biweekly DC figurine series and have ~200 of the little pewter heroes and villains. Over the years they’ve got dusty, several of the finer elements (weapons etc) have broken. One even accidentally went though the wash. I’ve just boxed them up for the attic. 😔

What, does Queer Harmer want me to… introduce myself to my neighbours? Have the vicar round for tea? Join the local branch of the KKK and take my famous quinoa salad to the socials? He can fuck off. I’d rather be a stranger and not a racist.

I have… what’s the opposite of outgrown?… outshrank?… my gym-shorts. I am now merely a 3XL on the bottom. Shame I’m still a 9XL on top!

I’ve lost 24kg. I now do a 45 minute cardio routine. Do I miss pasta and wine? Yes. Will it all be worth it in the end? It had better fucking be.

Exactly I’m so bored! just say darkies out, repatriation and deportation! Embrace that 70s National Front leaflet that is now Labour policy!

I was 100% not ready for how many Amityville spin-offs there are on Shudder.

Love #IKissedABoy but could we have SOME body diversity and MAYBE someone over 25?!

❤️ Lars & Jack. #IKissedABoy

Watching According To Otto and why does is the sound like it’s recorded in a tin can in a cave in the airless void of purgatory?

Trans Kids Deserve Better has just covered the front of the NHS England with bloody handprints with the words "release the trans suicides report"

Guys, guys, guys… you know it’s not Mothers’ Day HERE, right? 🙄

Question: All Along The Watchtower was good… but the best bit for me? The real deep cuts shown in the JLU. Nightshade! The Heckler! Bulleteer!

I’m being targeted with ads for an “AI boyfriend” who is a homophobic, bit-of-rough cliche. Honestly? Gross. Even with AI gays deserve better than fetishised anti-gay “masculinity”.

I’m really enjoying We’re Taking Everyone Down With Us. It’s like a more sophisticated version of a Millar story from before he went up his own arse and started writing with film-adaptations as the primary goal.

Every interview with Yvette Cooper

Second week in a row my Tesco delivery has been unable to supple my Quorn Emmental escalopes. I’m apoplectic. Am I gonna have to stump up and switch to Ocado?

The little groom & groom people on top of our wedding cake were Booster Gold and 90s-Ben-Riley-Spider-Man Minimates. Marvel vs DC but make it queer romance.

My Discover tab is a lot of dick and arse today. Is Bluesky… horny?