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rismith.bsky.social
Lawyer writing about law, genealogy, and bad ethics. Part time research assistant to @megansearsdo.bsky.social. He/him
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Some movies are so bad that I can watch them over and over. Some movies are so bad that I can only last a few minutes before I tap out. Mission To Mars is the latter. I don't know how my parents survived watching this, and many other clunkers, in theaters when I was a kid.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Schroedinger's Baby Monitor: the baby will be asleep only when you are not looking at the monitor. When you look at the monitor, the baby will be aware and stare back into your soul.

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Dryer: my sensor says this item is dry! Me: it's still damp, do it again. Dryer, 30 seconds later: my sensor says this item is dry! Me:

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

What's the point of the mute thread feature if someone reposting it makes it reappear in my timeline? I don't fucking want to see it, Bluesky.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment