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ME: hello everyone STONER: high FARMER: hay DOCTOR: how are you MECHANIC: how’s it going ASTRONOMER: what’s up TV SCHEDULER: what’s going on SEISMOLOGIST: what's shakin SAILOR: waves

submitted 21 hours ago • 23 comments

If I am elected as Prime Minister I will fix our sewage issues by turning the rich and hardline conservatives into the colonials from all tomorrows.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

What the fuck is acai and why is it suddenly everywhere

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One of the things that I constantly learn is that unintelligent people NEED to sound intelligent. They use big words. They write missives. They argue like it's parliament in 1770. Intelligent people have no problem sounding unintelligent. They're secure about their intelligence.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Net zero. My @smh cartoon.

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

Waiting for the Chubbyemu episode where he examines Trump's health but the tragedy is that he survives.

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Everyone is sad, angry and scared. I get it. Me too. Democracy thrives on our resilience. Staying in the fight is crucial, but let’s not forget the most important person in this equation: YOU!Self-care isn’t a luxury, it’s a necessity. We need to rest to be well-equipped to keep marching forward.

submitted 3 days ago • 178 comments

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

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I am so overpowered be everything happening rn

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Talking about trick taking card games hits different in the era of this particular US President

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submitted 4 days ago • 957 comments

I keep telling y'all that the people doing the actual fighting are calling for hope and this is it. Only the terminally online armchair political scientists are dooming.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Andor just keeps being too real.

submitted 4 days ago • 27 comments

One of the things younger generations don't get about elder millennials is that when we were born, there were still people in living memory of a time before electronic entertainment (yes, even radio) had become accepted as normal. So there was still this singing culture hanging on for dear life.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Forum question: Hey how do I do this thing? Forum moderator: We've already answered this you fucking idiot, locked. The next 20 years of search result visitors: Wow what an asshole

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The person in my DMs: omg hey baby girl you're so cute I wanna take you on cute dates do you wanna cupcake Me in real life:

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody upset Conscript Tushy #nomanssky #nms

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Trump has a ring It's not the One ring, but it's definitely one of nine

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

"There are only two genders" WRONG THERE IS ONLY ZUUL

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

N3FM-CC31-RXF1J Add me on No Man's Sky

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Using the Coles app as a personal shopping list not because I plan to shop there but because I hate Colesworth and love seeing how much I save by shopping literally anywhere else.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

My favourite work appropriate insult is to call somebody a flatbread. You're a PITA

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all need to slow down with the doom. I know it's bad but you're winding each other up. Stop doom posting and doom scrolling. You're not helping anyone and you're making yourselves frantic. Catch your breath. Think about the next steps. Don't scream all your energy out before the war starts.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Why are womens clothing sold in stores always stupid cuts. Oh hey we heard you wanted to look like a background character in a shitty soapie we got you covered girl. They're not even functional half the time, they just want you to look like the worst possible version of yourself.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The statement: "You never really own anything. Owning is an illusion, everything is borrowed." The white liberal reaction: "Yeah so it's fine for me to spend stupid amounts on brandname bullshit as long as I have the right mindset about the ridiculous level of consumerism I exhibit."

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Cat Stevens voice LOOKING FOR A HARD HATTED WOMAN

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Adding meat to vegetarian products not because I hate vegetarians but to stop myself from eating junk food No sorry we put a tiny bit of beef in that, just enough that it's a listed ingredient have fun eating a healthy and balanced diet you fuck

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

"Ask Gemini✨ anything" Can I ask Gemini to fuck off?

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

God I'm so glad that I migrated away from Leftbook... Looked in on some of the people I followed and one of them is outright doing brownface now and the comments are all just shit like OMG SLAY and ur so pretty 🥺

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Intentionally ignoring certain facts about Jupiter so I can plot a story in a floating habitat in its upper atmosphere I just kinda feel like sci-fi can take us places we could never actually go, but sci-fi fans still pout when it's not scientifically accurate.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like part of the reason TV and movies started to suck is because we forgot that every genre grows out of drama. We got to a point in the late 00s and early 10s where we'd replaced drama with melodrama. It was bad, but then we cut it back to nothing. If our drama is bad, everything is bad.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Happy HALentines day No, I can't let you back inside

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so glad that Better Man is getting the praise it deserves but there's one point I'm not hearing talked about IT STARTS WITH THE FUCKING CLASSIC VILLAGE ROADSHOW INTRO

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