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I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes

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You’re like a single shoe abandoned in a parking lot. You must have a story but I don’t think I want to know what it is.

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Think they’ll elect a convicted felon for pope? It’s all the rage I hear

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Brian: WHAT THE FUCK PETER YOU JUST KILLED A FAMILY OF 4 Peter: Atleast im not drinking brian

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The lions having a tummy ache

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“Things happening now have no relation to things that happened previously” is a pretty fascinating take. By fascinating I mean stupid

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at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery

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I bet the first person to tell his dog to sit and actually have it listen was like “oh wow okay”

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It be like that

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Me to my buddies 5 seconds before the project presentation:

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Just as I was on the verge of setting up my Only Fans pretty feet account, I've broken two of my little toes on the same foot. Unless that's your thing… #CronenbergOF

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VOICE IN THE STARS: Hello Michael VOICE IN THE STARS: This is Gayle King speaking to you now VOICE IN THE STARS: Yes, from television and Oprah VOICE IN THE STARS: I became one with the cosmos VOICE IN THE STARS: I chose you and only you to speak to because of your pure heart ME: Thank you Gayle

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RIP Jesus you would have loved Welch's sparkling red grape juice cocktail

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4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants theonion.com/4-men-c...

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