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Holy shit. This is the Karrion Kross influence.

He said the magic word

This is a very “I want your soul” style promo

“Yinz guwyz! I gave a tahn to charity, n’at. I got frenz! LIKE AARON RAWDGERS! N I make tons of money, n’at!”

Pat McAfee is so edgy. He said the fuck word. TWICE.

What is this Pat McAfee promo?!

You know…If The Rock is smart…he’d be on the phone with Sanders. Give him a bunch of money to play. Give his dad a bunch of money to coach

Quinn Ewers has way too many taxidermized animals

Aaron Rodgers rn

Kudos to the lineman Seattle took that just has the board game of Catan just facing the camera.

Ken Grant using MSN’s video call

Where can I vote for Pizza Balla?

Holy shit.

Seth out here looking like The Man In The Yellow Hat

GRACIAS!

Why was Joe Tessitore’s jacket off?

Joe Tessitore out here is better ngl

That’s a very specific style of clothing you’re wearing there Polo Shirt Sami. Almost like you’re about to do something bad.

Cmon Stephanie. Do it for Booker

I also love how the entire beginning of the match each wrestler is just smiling from ear to ear

Holy shit.

*in they stylings of “Fe!n”* Feet Feet Feet Feet feet feet Feet Feet Feet Feet feet feet

The process of selecting a new Pope

The process of selecting a new Pope

Think I should answer work questions “that seems like a clickbait question”?

Doom Slayer v. Slayer

Match of the weekend. Hands down.

…was that a The Batman Who Laughs mask?

Eat sleep pee on the demons in your dream

Randy Orton v.: 1. Rusev 2. Joe Hendry, just for the entrance and reaction 3. Nick Aldis (Dick in your mouth) 4. Chad Gable 5. Solo

“Punk, how do you feel?” Me: He got hit directly in the balls!

Punk really loves Fatal Fury

To be fair, the first time he helped a developmental group it was where he looked like this and told a guy his shorts had a hole in them

SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL

Huh?!

Find the Topps patch: Jey Uso - under his butt flap Gunther - boot

The Pirates suck. Shelton sucks. The third base coach sucks. He’s safe. He’s calling for time. Then he’s called out. Any other manager is tossed by how STUPID that call is.

Wait. Vikingo is in his wrestling gear. Rey got injured. Is he about to put on a wrestling classic tonight against El Grande Americano?

Seth Roberts and Sam Rosenberg are morphing into the same amorphous blob of a person. So much so that I switched their names and none of you caught that.

Tony Atlas: “You came here because of me getting stepped on” DSOTR:

When Oneil Cruz plays baseball he’s a thing of beauty.

ALL GLORY NAZMALDUN

To anyone just finding out Roman Reigns is MAGA trash: