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Yugioh's premier limited format mad scientist. Find me on YouTube @TheRJB0 and at https://twitch.tv/rj_the_jank_monarch
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Replacing all mentions of God, Jesus and prayer on church signs with they/them pussy

Thanks to the Regression Series Season 3 Premier, available now at www.YouTube.com, I just got to introduce someone to the Meatball blowjob tweet.

I don't care what flavor of leftist you are. How does your personal practice of politics materially benefit others, and how is your engagement with it informed by genuine love for humanity and belief in a better world?

"Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole" - JRR Tolkien

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only.

The only AI I accept is Genly Ai, and he's on thin ice too.

"You look like a combination of these two hot girls from my hometown you've never met. No babe I promise you'd understand if you saw these hot women from my home town that I also think you're hot." Has to be clos to the worst line someone's ever tried to be romantic with.

Bachata dancers were on Kendrick's side from the start, because we've been suffering through Drake forcing terminally rizzless bars on our songs for years.

we need to rally the community and get enough interest in an amanda lapalme giant mokey mokey king plush so my dreams can come true

This latest wave of alt arts has rocked so hard.

I just found a fuckin Aitsu in the snow

Here is your yearly reminder that St. Valentine was martyred for performing illegal marriages. This holiday isn't about the state-approved love that plays well in ads. It's for the gay, trans, ace, disabled and racialized lovers, who love radically in the face of violence. Happy Valentine's Day❤️

man i am just straight up not interested in people who will be perfectly okay in the next couple years moaning in public over and over and over again that we’re all cooked and doing nothing else. fuck off man! some of us have things to live for

I am more happy today than I have ever been before that I'm not on Twitter anymore.

Man mediocre pasta really hits when you haven't eaten in like 10 hours

I'm psure I'm like a solid 4

Middle Eastern food is so unmatched. One region produced humos, baba ghanouj, za'atar, falafel, kafta, thoum, shawarma, and tabouleh????? I'm forever in their debt.

I played Fire King Kash at locals last night and did okay, but I opened High Garunix 5/9 of my games 💀

You've heard of fucktoast. But have you tried fuck biscuits?

Fire Kings are such a sick deck.

The understanding is growing in me that this is my true mode of being. I know I look good masc, and that's something I'll continue to cultivate. But whenever I get made up and do things with my hair I'm always taking a million pictures, and I notice that smiles come more easily and naturally.