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🔗All my links: Linktr.ee/RJBayley 🎙️Voice Actor/Audiobook Narrator ✍️ Writer 🎧 Bayley's Bookshelf podcast 🤖 Zeo Genesis fiction scribe 🤘Metal Empire on Metal World Radio 🧙"The Great Wizard of Audiobooks" ~ Fantasy Files podcast 🌱🎲🎸Vegan wargaming metalhead
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Happy birthday to my beautiful rescue mongrel Mina who is probably 7 today! We went for a walk somewhere new (Kilmagad Forest) before a treat at a cafe. After she selected 5 treats from the pet shop. Then I baked her a doggy birthday cake before a well-earned snooze. I love her so much.

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Some lovely quotes regarding the audiobooks I narrated & produced of Tim's A Roll of the Dice and Hall of Bones. Excellent to see this great universe, writing and person get recognised & these audiobooks receive the warm reception they deserve.

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Appropriately, today, on International Tabletop Day (apparently), I've agreed to create audiodramas for another tabletop wargame company. Slowly, I'm starting to feel like a proper professional fiction writer. In sci-fi to boot!

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How long has Elon known Trump was in the Epstein files? Was it before he said he loved him or before he gave him over a quarter of a billion dollars?

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Elon Musk's drug dealer is about to become the second richest man in the world.

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Simon Marks sounds like a real-life Jonathan Pie youtu.be/6r_5ka7CWv8?...

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I’d like to be able to do this thing with as many people following me on Patreon as I can get -if you have a Patreon account follow me for free to see the comic when it comes out www.patreon.com/pjholden so please RT this so it can get sssseeeeeeennnnn! Kthnxbai!

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This is almost worth going back on X for. #Elon #Trump

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🏛️ The government keeps telling me it desperately needs more money, the status quo isn't working. 📺 Sections of the media keep telling me if we tax the wealthiest more, they'll leave & make the UK worse off. ❓But has *not* taxing the wealthiest more worked for the last decade?

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I find it so weirdly cute that my dogs enjoy disgusting things. "Oooo a dried up ear? Yes please daddy! Nom nom nom"

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Kingsgate Shopping Centre in Dunfermline just shot up the Small Mall™ Rankings thanks to it's tannoy blasting the criminally oft-unremembered Inside by Stiltskin youtu.be/VuTVKO0RScI?...

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FINALLY - a game where you play as a border collie. youtu.be/SGSNo2_u3MU?...

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Is QAnon still going or did they break up?

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#Ad Consume massive amounts of lard #paidpost

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I was talking about Matthew Hopkins, the 16th century, self-appointed, 'Witchfinder General' on my radio show today. One of my listeners messaged in to say he 'sounds like a murderous incel' & yeah, that probably sums him up.

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When I die, keep a fresh dog bowl by my grave.

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Which finder general?

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She's so smiley

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BRACE! BRACE! BRACE!

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It's time to settle the debate, finally: 1. Valhalla Rising or 2. Market Rasen

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Just a normal regeneration into someone new is fine for me, thanks.

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This is already almost comically accurate and recognisable.

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