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I’ll wait here for my Cherry Coke Zero. 🎙️ Religion specialist and producer on Soul Search on Radio National. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him My newsletter is called Modern Relics! 🖥️💀🙏 modernrelics.email
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Did Woke Space Jesuit ever make it over here or did he ride off into the sunset?

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My birthday AND Ash Wednesday? Feeling pretty mortal rn

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It’s my birthday tomorrow so if you have a DVD copy of Neo Yokio, the almost universally panned “anime” by Ezra Koenig starring Jaden Smith, I would like it very much because it’s the best show ever made

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Heard an American very loudly say “bless your heart” do I murder him or..?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

“Does reading manga count as reading” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Pre-party Mardi Gras pool beers ft @james2theb.bsky.social

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I want eggs to become so expensive there’s an economic incentive for the strata to let me keep chickens in my apartment complex and then I can hang out with some chickens and give eggs to my neighbours

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I know that listening to an hour-long podcast about suffering sounds like a downer but I really like how this one turned out

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

🚨 GUEST HOST ALERT 🚨 I took over God Forbid to do a special Mardi Gras episode about being queer and religious

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The Jesuits found my episode page online for a program that hadn’t published yet, which I did not know was possible. There’s no limit to what they can do

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Ugh wtf do I wear to Heaps Gay I was not born with the fashionista gay gene

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Just completed the final session of this D&D campaign. I didn’t eat the memory but I did effectively become a new avatar for a misunderstood god and I hunt as many monsters across the planes as I can before I either die or become one

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

The Vatican has released the text of Francis’ General Audience address scheduled for today, but canceled due to hospitalization: “For those attached to power, Jesus is not the hope to be welcomed, but a threat to be eliminated!” press.vatican.va/content/sala...

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Brings me a little joy that Charles Darwin probably would have hated my hometown, which was named after him

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Muhsin Hendricks, ‘first openly gay imam,’ helped queer #Muslims find their way religionnews.com/2025/02/18/m...

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How gay should one dress for a special Mardi Gras edition of God Forbid

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

[while spinning several plates at once] ah, not now please Francis

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Tradcaths suspiciously silent on continued lending money for profit in a jubilee year 👀

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I love the undrunk glass of water on the TLDR News desk

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

In Lovecraft’s stories even men of science and reason describe weird stuff as “blasphemous”. Blasphemous against who, buddy? You just discovered something new in the natural order and it’s a bit much, but what’s it blaspheming against?

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I love to walk to the train station, wait around, eventually board a train packed like sardines that sits there with no indication of when it will move, then have to give up and work from home anyway

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

“He’s not actually a real Christian” is an accusation levelled at me regularly, but it’s not true. I think we need to try harder than this when dealing with MAGA and its antecedents

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Also, Lovecraft’s anxieties about the scientific and technological advances of his time. The discovery of Pluto shows there are worlds outside our normal ability to observe and that’s a bit freaky actually!! Battery-powered flashlights let you see things in the dark best never discovered!!! Etc

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment