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Feel like life is going a little too well? Stop your sleep meds cold turkey, bitch

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Finally getting too fat for shirts from my 20s fuck it all

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Air fryer 2025 - it's alive

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Old fapper beef jerk me

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Sometimes I wish I chose drums instead of bass as my first instrument

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just bought a self-help book but all the pages said 'You will Die' over and over and Now im suing

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I'm small on DikTok

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Potato chip clip on the tip of your dick

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fucking lol

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Mr Gorbachev...let me fuck

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Work screwed up my Okta login so I've been having a relatively good day

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Chiefs LT had the worst SB performance since Mike Remmers last night

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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

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Hot take but Our Color Green is the best Glassjaw release

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If John Wick was a leadership Dem there would have only been one movie, about 15 minutes long, about a real sad guy with a dead wife and a dead dog, cut to black, roll credits

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Wait LUKE KUECHLY somehow didn’t make the Hall of Fame. Luke Kuechly. Are you serious.

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The year is 2028. A rogue balloon flies over the gulag’s sprawling campus, providing a little bit of WiFi. A prisoner and former influencer uses the opportunity to post “I just deleted my X account, that place is too toxic”

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When it’s Monday and ur horny as hellllllll

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can you catch pneumonia from choking on coffee, think I got that Folgers lung

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Added a Memory Boy to my board and this shit might be too weird even for me

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these posts are performance art. intended to mock our anguish by posing as an oblivious robot, he subverts our expectations that leaders respond to disasters. the placid exterior, grinning back at us, a mask of indifference. “how are your pizza prices?” it taunts. how indeed.

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The vibes in the DMV are not great, my dudes. I saw more people out and about during the snowstorms we had earlier in the month than the past two days

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my friend at NOAAs inbox

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I'm smoking on that shit that made Mona Lisa smile

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Me: Almost ready. Just have to put on my party dress. Him: Oh my my. Oh hell yes.

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Keep going, I'm almost there...

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I never got to play the original Resident Evil 3, is the remake faithful? Don't think I even know the story well

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And I thought my family & I were the only ones. This shit is good with nearly everything