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Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻‍♂️🥁🎸🩺not limited to. Nobody is watching but everybody cares. Rather be on a wave or in a tree. Innuendodo waiting for it to end. Introverted excavator. Streams Universe. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke. engineerproduceredit
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the only lazy ant is a dead ant.. dead ant.. dead ant.. dead ant dead ant dead ant..

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letting imbeciles run things coz angry about being imbeciles their entire lives doesn’t change the fact that they’re imbeciles.. how’d we miss that nugget.? imbeciles

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*seduces you by saying “pizza” in different ways*

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Exercising my brain by overthinking.

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got the Djokovic on one channel and the Ronaldo on another doing their thing.. things.? whatever! not a bad sports day to be couch bound.

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but the servant waits.. while the air fryer preheat masturbates

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On the island of Hawaii, the lava is floor.

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“There’s a story behind everything…” I say to myself while driving past a bonfire of clothing and sports memorabilia in my neighbor’s driveway

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don’t take anymore drugs when you get home for 12 hours.. mf’r please Doc, I’m a professional.

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This is our new puppy. He's a Weiner Retriever. Just like your mom.

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Muting people for having no face.

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Recent zebra sighting. Dayton, TN

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gastroenterologist’s from India don’t mince words and are serious people. fart around too much they yell at you like mom would and gas you out before you can respond.. I like them

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long short of what I remember, its hard to console a crying stranger after a failed colonoscopy. but I tried and she wasn’t haven’t it.. understandably shitty attitude

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some days you eat.. some days b-sky eats you

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bowl of frosted flakes, glass of flat 7Up, two bong rips and level up.!

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Man cannot live on popsicles alone

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i can’t explain it but bacondoublecheeseburger is one word

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I was starting to get a little melancholy, but then remembered I could eat pizza! 🍕

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Everyone has two types: the kind they chase and the kind they attract.

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still kinda under anesthesia take it with a grain of sugar

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5’11 - 175 lbs at 52 and I’m overweight BMI chart.?! Have you seen what everybody else I went to high school with looks like on fb.. fuck you then.! I’m rocking

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this place is like an ex.. you better be there for my drama but when it comes to yours keep it to yourself .. suck it up pussy.! jeez

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at least successful this time and wait biopsy results.. woo hoo .. food!

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friend insists I watch a Quinten Tarantino documentary right out of hospital no drink or food i. me.. dude.! WTF..?!

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I’m alive.. but not happy about it

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beneath veils of endless night blooming jasmine and gold orbs, i found yr name etched by the breath of angels…✨

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Eat naked, save on laundry bills. Follow me for other tips the Fashion Illuminati don't want you to know.

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Good lemonade should be more bitter than sweet, not sugar water with a lemon taste

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My kid took this at work today. Shell Ginger

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too much lightening not enough rain.. there will be fires

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that storm was seven minutes of fury and its all over but the wet spots.. a lot like my sex life really

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its a gully washer.. we got a gully washer..! don’t drink it. Spaulding No..!

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Third eye googly

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we have a possible maybe chance of rain alert

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Sitting in the office and we always have oldies playing (so not to offend the older customers). I gave the lyrics to “Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon” and holy shit. Neil! For shame! This song is filthy!

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What if the sun stopped seeking the flower? I think they would be so tall.

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