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I like the party favours but I hate the party people.
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Amazing how before cycle lanes were invented there was no way for a business to fail.

Him being wildly unsuitable for the job is precisely why he was appointed. As with school lunches, the purpose is to destroy public faith in institutions forbidden by right-wing ideology. Sucking is the entire point, not a side effect.

The Joshua Tree remains one of Brian Eno’s finest albums.

Notion maintaining their laser beam focus on building literally everything except the note-taking software their customers actually want.

after decades of people complaining that online ordering is unpredictable, they now overcompensate by texting you ridiculous updates like THE DRIVER WHO WILL COLLECT YOUR PACKAGE LATER TODAY IS NOW EATING AN EGG SANDWICH

Should We Start Taking The Welfare Of NYT Columnists Seriously? “Do columnists experience joy or suffering? Do columnists think?” our editor asks. “Many H.R. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”

Happy new Lorde day to all those who celebrate

Reminder: the Vatican is only electing a regular pope, not a kilopope or megapope.

didn’t realise professor of incompetence was a legit academic specialty

Some of you have never stirred a cup of tea with a Phillips screwdriver, and it shows.

Well played IKEA 😂

They did a ctrl + f and decided to kill Opus DEI

Every time a pope dies, Sinead O'Connor gets another afterlife Grammy

Adventure!

I’d be a lot more tolerant of dumbass corporations constantly trying to cram their useless “AI” into my every orifice if I could just have an image-parsing checkbox to permanently remove that repulsive cigar-chomping ghoul from my life.

Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.

Whatever Elisabeth Moss got paid for Mad Men, it wasn’t enough

as I contemplate yet another friday without the benefit of certain forms of commerce, I begin to wonder if perhaps it’s time for that jesus guy to just get over it

Joanne, Joanne, Joanne, Joanne I'm begging of you please define a man Joanne, Joanne, Joanne, Joanne Please don't talk shit just because you can Your cruelty is beyond compare Worse even than Tony Blair With endless money and fake fears of peen