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I think about this headline all of the time.

here's today's post: "for fuck’s sake, Donny, pay attention while President Musk is talking" — did elderly golfer fall asleep during his own shit-show cabinet meeting? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Did anyone else collect the trading cards for Coppola’s The Conversation when you were a kid?

Jerry: I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings. #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

*Jeff Bezos slamming The Wealth Of Nations and 120 Days Of Sodom onto the Washington Post editorial desk* "THIS IS WHAT WE BELIEVE"

I'm still enjoying Dan Hodges in the other place.

wait this holds up

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

Air traffic controllers are required by law to retire at 56. It is a high-stress, high-intensity job that requires intense focus. The retirement rules are there to keep us all safe. This fucking guy has no clue what's he's doing.

Nobody played the casual cruelty of self-important men better than Hackman. And now, when we need him most, he’s gone.

The Washington Post and LA Times editorial pages have gone full MAGA, MSNBC has purged all of its anti-Trump anchors, and Twitter is owned by a literal Nazi. Here's why liberal media bias is still a problem.

Again @wired.com Ftw

Total Alpha Energy.

Oh, man, not Gene Hackman. 2025 can just fuck right off. Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...

Pretty certain the first thing Trump will say to Starmer when he gets to the White house is "release Tommy Robinson to us or the UK is getting Tariffs"

Gene Hackman was the most charismatic, gripping, fun yet terrifying actor that ever lived. He was a devastating force in every project he appeared in, & left the business on his own terms to enjoy a simple life. An incredible titan of the screen who was already missed, but will be really missed now.

Imagine George Soros at a Biden cabinet meeting saying "We accidentally stopped funding the Army but we fixed it."

The next time you meet someone from Rotherham, you can congratulate them on having the earliest known recorded example of flicking a V, courtesy of a factory worker in 1901 😄https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I64ewblmTUY

Guido Libel Case Update 🚨 Typically economical with the truth, Staines says he’s only paying out £10k, when it’s actually £110k…

“oh my god. did you see brian’s hat?”

Exactly this

Something that’s very clear is that Trump is old and checked out. He wants to play the role of president but has zero interest in doing the job and is happy to outsource the real work to Musk, Vought and a crew of feral zealots.

This is big. Far-right troll site Guido Fawkes has always claimed it isn't subject to UK libel law as it's officially offshore. Today it conceded that it defamed Dale Vince, making clear it it's subject to UK law. No more dodging scrutiny. Staines will have to play by the rules like the rest of us.

EXCLUSIVE: Fmr. Washington Post Chief Marty Baron blasts Jeff Bezos amid his censorious takeover of the Opinion section. "It’s craven. He’s basically fearful of Trump…” @johnjharwood.bsky.social reports: zeteo.com/p/jeff-bezos...

It has come to my attention that not nearly enough of you know about Bernd das Brot, the German children's program about a clinically depressed loaf of bread who enjoys studying his wallpaper and eating gruel and whose catchphrases include "my life is hell" and "I would like to leave this show."

The Tim Cook Severance promo is wild because I always felt like the show could be about Apple - a company with such a deep, crazy culture of secrecy that they’d be the first to opt for severed employees in the workforce. also, my work there was always mysterious and important

"Under weaknesses, you've put 'Accidentally stopped the fight against Ebola'?"

I told you all @jeffbezos was feral. He’s now killed the Graham/Bradlee legacy of justice, the First Amendment and basic humanity in a vomitous spew of nonsense, testosterone fueled (and HGH) double talk that is more than a little pathetic and utterly shameless.

Always liked #HenryKelly.

Henry Kelly once went to Japan along with a few others to promote this drink!

American bluesky: the Nazis are in charge British bluesky: shh I’m stacking pigs

I will never get tired of this image, possibly the coolest photograph ever taken.

When you’re a cunt buying a card for another cunt

This is a bit mean but not entirely wrong.

Feels like America should come with this credit every morning.

I'm all in favour of Net Zero but that picture is making me want to eat two kebabs worth of meat.

Remember: if you give this man money, you are a Nazi collaborator.

One of my favourite photos of Captain Crozier RN memorial in Church Sq Banbridge - from a couple of years ago... I'm currently working my way through the details of the Royal Marines aboard HMS Erebus & HMS Terror - and obviously getting sidetracked!

this is a dril tweet

This hits hard… “Then she was fired by a Fox News weekend host.” You know what else hits hard? The fact that voters thought it was a good idea to hire a reality show host/bankrupt businessman as President of the United States.