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The word tribe has rocketed up the charts for most ick inducing word, used in any context

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Of course, Olly needs to get fit in case he's caught in the middle of a terrorist attack in Selfridges again.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Performatively putting the dog back on his lead when I see another dog walker to indicate that I am an 11/10 dog owner

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Absolutely love this pic of the mini fam at the paradox museum today

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

His last act was schooling jd vance. And he didn't steal jesus' thunder by dying before Easter was over 10/10 pope points

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not sure there's anything more pure and beautiful than Love on the Spectrum

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Did my ice bath nonsense this morning Himself was teaching online and when I heard him announce a mid morning break, I whispered through the door - is it safe? Can I come in? Yes, he said Walked in carrying a coffee for him.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I can highly recommend olive trees as a subtle yet effective camouflage from people you may know in the local Morrisons

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Sold! To the middle aged woman chasing her dopamine

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Himself woke up this morning and asked what the time was I told him, he said Boring and promptly went back to sleep I've never identified with anyone or anything more.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Suspect this guy doesn't fancy going out for his morning ablutions

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Early mornings

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Today at work, someone handed me their phone to check something then proceeded to give me chapter and verse on how 2 family members had norovirus Let's just say the hand sanitising was March 2020 levels.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Someone nearby appears to be listening to Nickelback On purpose.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

#booksky I Can Not Put This Down

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I am totally sold on this Feels amazing, really natural, moisturising and adds light and sheen to bare skin #beautysky

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Back on my bullshit

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Erected 👀 a small PVC greenhouse thingy today and I cannot articulate the pure joy it brought me Middle aged comes at you nice and slowly, with lots of sitting down and admiring your plants

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

What do you mean I'm not supposed to be on the sofa? This is brand new information 👀

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

In today's episode of middle age doesn't mess about, today I got excited about free seeds for the garden

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Dreamt I was on a date with Benedict Cumberbatch and everything he did gave me the massive ick. Dream me couldn't wait to get shot of him Bet he'd be devastated to hear that

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment