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just spent $50 on assorted beverages because i was too embarrassed to go through checkout with the only thing i really needed: family size pack of industrial strength toilet paper. when the recession hits just leave me behind.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

todays a great day for those of us who’ve always been curious what it was like to live through the collapse of the Soviet Union

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

*getting fisted Have you heard of Will Menaker?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

pedro pascal would fix me

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

looking for vandalization on your Tesla like it’s a groundhog that can predict winter only in this case it’s 20 years of fascism

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

they should make a herpes that discloses itself

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

scrolling the TL at work but shaking my head so people know i disagree

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

where i post from

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

gonna start going to bed early to spend less time with The Horrors

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Horseshoe theory may not apply to politics but it does apply to age bc how are you a septuagenarian “picky eater” throwing a tantrum in the mall food court because you can’t get a “cheese-less” pizza. Grow up.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

drank 8 cups of water and peed so much i had to take a nap. there's gotta be a better way.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry babe, can’t talk. I opened 87 tabs and took a dexedrine.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

everyone's an abolitionist until your turn takes too long on family board game night

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

the birds are gossiping about you

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments