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important life hack for video games

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Congratulations to spacex on testing the fire, it definitely does a lot of fire

submitted 10 days ago • 48 comments

The Onion as Cassandra.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Scrolling the other app and wow… ICE is gonna need truckloads of wet wipes to get all that saliva off their boots… amazing

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

This is the same technology people are materially relying upon to summarize Teams meetings and to-do items. Just saying.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

People so often overlook the importance of good penmanship.

submitted 27 days ago • 1018 comments

“microdosing hell by staying alive.”

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

I hear the rasp in the first message

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

submitted 44 days ago • 121 comments

you know what they say, when all you have is an orbital weapons platform, everything looks like an enemy installation

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire

submitted 68 days ago • 124 comments

I don’t care it’s your pillow

submitted 70 days ago • 4 comments

They go to another school. You wouldn't know them anyway...

submitted 80 days ago • 6 comments

the enemy of my enemy kinda sucks too ngl

submitted 82 days ago • 3 comments

End-to-end encryption is secure because it protects the contents of your communications in transit between the endpoints. If you make one of those endpoints an editor at The Atlantic, no amount of encryption is going to save you from your own stupidity.

submitted 95 days ago • 71 comments

"I'm happy to be corrected on that." Narrator: "They were not happy to be corrected on that."

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

How the hell did we lose the word goon? Goon used to mean a couple guys who would back up the boss and kick some butt when needed. Goons went by names like Vinny and Bobo. You hired goons to take care of business. used to be sending some goons over to your house. How did we lose that?

submitted 104 days ago • 8 comments

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

submitted 129 days ago • 279 comments

This reads like during the due diligence process some enterprising HP lawyer looked into what PII Humane had, then had a massive coronary at the unbounded risk it represented.

submitted 130 days ago • 4 comments

If anyone says that the CEO wants Google Play gift cards in an email, that is a SCAM and should be IGNORED. Our CEO actually needs about 57 gas station hotdogs for an important business meeting. We will not elaborate.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

the alternate timeline where instead of red bull cementing itself as a lifestyle brand, sponsoring extreme sports and whatnot, it was bawls i want to live in the bawls world

submitted 133 days ago • 3 comments

You either die liking Fritos, Tab, and Mountain Dew, or you live long enough to see yourself become Boring Manager Rob.

submitted 216 days ago • 4 comments

Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it: www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

submitted 135 days ago • 417 comments

Oh my god, they just unintentionally wrecked a ton of red team playbooks at the NSA popular.info/p/the-nsas-b...

submitted 138 days ago • 115 comments

Crustacean Unit-01

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

We're putting God back in the God fucking damn it why is this happening

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment

Speedbump in the doorway #Caturday (Sam, every day 🥰)

submitted 147 days ago • 7 comments

why can’t everyone be nice

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

I need to tell you guys about an incredible new ncaa athlete name

submitted 150 days ago • 110 comments

there's a job going in antarctica if anyone's interested bas.ciphr-irecruit.com/applicants/v...

submitted 153 days ago • 2 comments

This isn't a stockpile, it's a bailout

submitted 156 days ago • 109 comments