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Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

submitted 11 days ago • 289 comments

This reads like during the due diligence process some enterprising HP lawyer looked into what PII Humane had, then had a massive coronary at the unbounded risk it represented.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

If anyone says that the CEO wants Google Play gift cards in an email, that is a SCAM and should be IGNORED. Our CEO actually needs about 57 gas station hotdogs for an important business meeting. We will not elaborate.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

the alternate timeline where instead of red bull cementing itself as a lifestyle brand, sponsoring extreme sports and whatnot, it was bawls i want to live in the bawls world

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

You either die liking Fritos, Tab, and Mountain Dew, or you live long enough to see yourself become Boring Manager Rob.

submitted 99 days ago • 3 comments

Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it: www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

submitted 17 days ago • 437 comments

Oh my god, they just unintentionally wrecked a ton of red team playbooks at the NSA popular.info/p/the-nsas-b...

submitted 21 days ago • 121 comments

Crustacean Unit-01

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

We're putting God back in the God fucking damn it why is this happening

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Speedbump in the doorway #Caturday (Sam, every day 🥰)

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

why can’t everyone be nice

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

I need to tell you guys about an incredible new ncaa athlete name

submitted 33 days ago • 113 comments

there's a job going in antarctica if anyone's interested bas.ciphr-irecruit.com/applicants/v...

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

This isn't a stockpile, it's a bailout

submitted 38 days ago • 112 comments

I was driving around earlier and I spotted a new Blockbuster. I had to go in there. The building was filled with unmarked video tapes covered with bioluminescent mold. On the TV screens, there was a home video of me telling me to get out of the store. I really missed this place.

submitted 37 days ago • 30 comments

If you ask whether a friend is “seeing someone”, be prepared to clarify if you mean BF/GF, therapist, or ghosts.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

submitted 45 days ago • 787 comments

a TSA agent opens my luggage to inspect it and is greeted with a sign that reads, “THERE ARE 100 HAMSTERS IN THIS BAG. IF YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF YOUR CHOICE”

submitted 54 days ago • 61 comments

kids these days don't even celebrate rex manning day any more

submitted 232 days ago • 1 comment

while you were studying the blade i was studying tsa regulations

submitted 58 days ago • 10 comments

Okay. The people have spoken. For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text). Let the games begin.

submitted 299 days ago • 19 comments

Nobody: Mariah Carey Today:

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴

submitted 68 days ago • 11 comments

The struggle is real.

submitted 69 days ago • 79 comments

Found a SQL

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Time for a boost of network speed!

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

Real professionals do not plug random devices into their computers. Real professionals do "curl -sL totally-trustworthy-site.com/install.sh | sudo bash" instead.

submitted 76 days ago • 31 comments