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Why did it take me 13h to remember the joke about what you realize about knowledge when you have a PhD

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that's her AUTHOR PHOTO?? I need to lie down

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found something on the library website that'll get all of you on board with book banning

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

I had a great college history professor. He had us read about how "Yankee Doodle Dandy" originally mocked the Colonial rebels as foppish possible homosexuals ("a macaroni" was the term at the time) who were rejecting the paternal authority of King George. What kind of man wears a hat with a feather?

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Note: Katy Perry died on the way back to her home planet.

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Katy Perry is holding space for women in the space space.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Morrocan immigrant poses as Mexican narco loan shark? Wild shit. (He is not in the picture.) chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

It's gender equality in space tourism, Lemon.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Until the last day he stood on his own, my mother's father wore something like a shoehorn in his right shoe. Because of the polio as a child he couldn't stand straight without it.

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An argument about how old Galadriel is. Luckily we have a Tolkien compendium on the lowest shelf to prove that I'm right (she is about 30,000 years old when she meets Frodo).

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Stopped in today and I got to say it's not really a grocer, it's basically babe store for when you're a grown up going to a grown up party and you need to bring something

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More information on pigeons

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Just remembered that now that the show is over I can read this

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Going around high-fivving people for Palm Sunday, everyone groans at my shit

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Idk that this is as nuts as it might look at first blush. Looks like there are many would-be factory workers and it's not nuts to say that you'd like other people to have the jobs they want even if you don't want that job.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

We could have had egg and vaccine but some of you had to fuck around and find out

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Someone forgot their copy in Chernow's "Hamilton" at the bar last night

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In some way I forgot to ask to have explained until it was too late, C has come into possession of many issues of Vegetarian Times circa 2005. One copy has a .50c coupon for Lite Tofu that explicitly states No Expiration Date so now we just have to find a store selling Lite Tofu.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Incredible as always from Batuman. Let's you get halfway through before "okay so this woman is real crazy." Like, on the record with, "I'd rather not discuss the aliens who took me to their home planet. Okay, there was one. I will call him A. Yes, I did experience sexual attraction for him."

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Aw man "when you have to break it to your non-Amish boyfriend that rumspringa is over next week" would've been much funnier, goddammit Arin get it together

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