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Walked up Clark past a woman in an inflatable chicken suit saying to a man, "We will always still be friends" while tears streamed down over his cheeks into his beard. Friday night in Wrigley haha

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Five? Best I can do is three

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Okay, going out! Time to: 1. Print tickets. 2. Drink my German party soda. 2. Stretch. 3. Two ibuprofen.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

eyyyy it’s a me the pope

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

I was not able to get a good picture of the incredible knife assemblage at LP Phở but I found a photo someone else took

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

You can't say "himbo" any more because of woke, you have to say

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Breakfast achieved, back to sleep

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Hewitt is teaching me all the Pokémons in his book of 1000 and yep many such cases. He can't read but has so many memorized I thought at first he could read.

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My birth certificate doesn't! The guy from the Bureau of motorist services said that's because it's from Indiana. Until recently Indiana was the only state that didn't have gender on the birth certificate at least according to that guy.

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This guy is talking to me like "Would this have been allowed at one of the selective enrollment schools with neurotypical mostly white students?" and like, no, man it would not, the world is a horrible place full of lazy bad people, what do you want me to do about that this Friday afternoon?

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My mother mailed me a check on Tuesday and texted me about where it was and then it arrived today. USPS is pretty cool. I sure wouldn't take a piece of paper from central Indiana to Albany Park for fifty cents even if you gave me three days to do it.

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Well so much for my backup plan if I lose my job (applying to Hooters, getting rejected, and then suing for sex discrimination)

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So wait how did things end up yesterday? Did lil Supercilious XO Maximus ever get his infected ketamine pump treated or is Elon back down to ten kids?

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So the ILGOP is on record that it's bad to in fact be a Nazi and thus insulting for someone to imply that you are a Nazi, I guess there's that at least capitolfax.com/2025/02/21/i...

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everyone mocks me for using WordPerfect but I'll have the last laugh in 2029 when it's the only software without a ruinous A.I. assistant

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Well now I wish I'd gone to the Jeffries protest because the idea of Joyce Carol Oates disapproving of something specific that I personally did would provide many moments of quiet personal amusement

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