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Lush solid perfume "Chelsea Morning" A fascinating scent. It starts off so buttery and rich but has base notes of citrus. Very sweet and bright. Smells like being bathed in golden sunlight. #perfumesky

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

there's actually a secret trick to getting a passport with whatever gender marker and other info you want. step one: install the latest version of the TOR browser

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

I always check with stuff like this, and yup. It's listed this way on Maps.

submitted 20 days ago • 84 comments

its going to be so hard to explain homestuck to the children who are born in the amazon ware-habs

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

the halftime show at the Super Bowl should be a debate, between whether or not we should lock up the homeless, or just allow cops to shoot them on sight

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine your ancestors clawing their way into this country until they didn’t have fingernails and 100 years later this happens. What must they be thinking…

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

elon sir the NSA is woke please hurry up and delete it

submitted 21 days ago • 12 comments

You expect adult Bluey fans to care about white privilege?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

That inevitable Celsius class action lawsuit is gonna create generational wealth for my family

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

rich people love saying “we all have the same 24 hours in a day” like lmaoooo no the fuck we do not

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

“Move fast and break things” is the kind of advice you get from people who don’t have to clean up their own messes.

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

im sorry for saying that plain greek or icelandic yogurt is a fine replacement for sour cream. i see now that i was wrong and im grateful to everyone on this site who replied with yuck emojis and got mad at me for saying that

submitted 22 days ago • 170 comments

Can't believe the amount of heat we used to get for downloading an mp3 when every tech company is downloading the sum total of human expression to sell a scromited version back to us

submitted 22 days ago • 52 comments

lol bring booing and rotten tomatoes back

submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

it’s so sad that Kanye West passed away shortly after releasing Graduation. I bet he would have gone on to do incredible things if he hadn’t tragically died 18 years ago

submitted 22 days ago • 18 comments

tres leches cake

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

like what is anyone supposed to do with this when you open any app and see this shit immediately

submitted 23 days ago • 215 comments

i actually think the flintstones version of a garbage disposal is an upgrade on the tech

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

once again, FOIA requests are going through the roof. if you’re an adoptee and this is how you’re planning on getting your records do it NOW 🥚

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

get that "humans are actually the virus" dog shit off my timeline

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There is alternative universe somewhere in which the name Big Ballz is irrelevant to all of us.

submitted 24 days ago • 14 comments

exquisite

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Monogamous people complaining about polyam people matching with them on the apps like polyam people don’t have to deal with monogamous people matching with us or dating with the goal to make people monogamous all the time too. It’s just a fact of online dating / relationships

submitted 26 days ago • 21 comments

WHAT! WHAT!!

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

Been yearning for a bottle of Last Season by Meo Fusciuni. It smells earthy and wet, like you are a playing in leaves that sat out for months and started to decompose. A very dark and woody mysterious scent. #perfumesky #fragranticawarriors

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

submitted 26 days ago • 1323 comments

people, the new administration is a) completely unconcerned with the actual law and b) very online please stop posting about the crimes you want to commit, especially in my replies your opsec is not as good as you think it is if they decide to go after you for whatever reason

submitted 27 days ago • 168 comments

you just can't get performances like Robert Shaw as Quint in Jaws these days. we have lost the technology to create alcoholics of that caliber.

submitted 27 days ago • 258 comments

The heart wants what it wants. And what it wants is blood. Don't forget to order your Valentine's Day cards. Find them all here: https://buff.ly/3E7wF3D

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

And everything they will ever say or do in the future

submitted 27 days ago • 16 comments

While I work on this year's valentine, here's last year's.

submitted 27 days ago • 140 comments

guy who thinks government regulations existed before humanity existed:

submitted 27 days ago • 34 comments

About 40% of posts on the "whatisthisbug" subreddit are cool unique bugs and the other 60% are people looking to confirm that they do in fact have bed bugs/lice/ticks but boy oh does my heart go out to the person who posted a bug that their dad found in his belly button and found out it was crabs

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Reminder that a study on lizard saliva eventually led to the development of Ozempic so be real wary of the criticism of studies and funding that sounds non-sensical when presented with no context.

submitted 28 days ago • 103 comments

Courage the Cowardly Dog is one of my favorite cartoons of all time.

submitted 28 days ago • 10 comments

I'm so sick of having to learn about new guys

submitted 28 days ago • 55 comments

When i like a post it means i agree with everything that person has ever said or done

submitted 28 days ago • 38 comments

I CAN’T EAT MY PANCAKES WITHOUT MAPLE SYRUP

submitted 28 days ago • 121 comments

turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it

submitted 28 days ago • 74 comments