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So basically Senator and Former Astronaut Mark Kelly told Elon Musk he's not smart enough to be an astronaut

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Author of Upcoming Elon Musk Biography Says ‘There Is No Evidence’ Billionaire Has Any ‘Intellectual Achievements’ max IQ 110, and probably only 100. Article www.yahoo.com/news/author-...

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For a great photo op the next time Elon is cruising along at 30,000 feet he should break out his chainsaw and swing it wildly, and very masculine, about the cabin of his jet. Ding-Ding "This is your captain speaking don't let the alarms scare you they're mandated by the FAA"

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What the Republicans who say they powerless to stop Musk are really saying is "we're too spineless"

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Just saw The Gorge. Anya Taylor-Joy is amazing. Is she such a great actress because her mother is a psychologist? Talk about ready made character analysis.

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'Emergency Lockdown Exercise' in case stampeding horses and rogue cowboy terrorist. I've been going to this VA for almost 20 years, gotta admit this is a first. Then again it might be zombies.

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Looks like the only immigrant stealing American jobs is from South Africa

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During WWII, four brothers from the same Jewish family signed up to fight against the Nazis. Only one of the four brothers survived. His grandson is the current President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky. Sláva Ukrayíni!

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Immigrants didn't steal my job the President did From a protest sign

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Continuing his Republican dad's tradition he left a gift stuck to the Resolute Desk, except now there's no one (fired) to remove it , and it's beneath his troupe.

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@notjohnjay.bsky.social read the article "This 23-Year-Old Man's Pro-Abortion Argument Has Gained Millions Of People's Attention — And They're Saying It's Unlike Anything They've Ever Heard" Keep up the good work. Great framing BTW

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We need to use 'the Republicans' instead of Trump or Musk. Make them own it.

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If the President of Mexico, Claudia Sheinbaum decides to invade the US that would be a real conundrum. I mean, you know, uh

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The visiting VIP says to King Don I: "I see you have brought court jesters" "Huh?, that's my cabinet"

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Elon Musk as a surgeon: "Nurse, a number 3 chainsaw"

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AP: 'EPA chief says he will seek return of $20 billion in clean-energy grants awarded by Biden' WE'RE BACK BABY!! DRILL DRILL DRILL. Block Party on K Street

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Why don't Republicans get it over with and call it 'The Great Leap Forward'. Chairman Mao is dead so he won't care.

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If gravity exists, given symmetry, wouldn't anti-gravity also exist. Lots of applications I guess. I'm sure the SciFi authors here have explored those possibilities. Speaking of which, any suggestions?

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I was feeling really good yesterday, musta been the Ketamine, and decided to buy a boat. So I says to the salesman wearing a MAGA hat "I want a boat I can use in the Gulf of Mexico". He replied "where's that"

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US version of Christianity description by actions not words

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I suppose if I develop a Ketamine addiction this will all make sense. Apparently a good Ketamine source would be Musk's Dept of Gaslighting Everyone.

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Looks like the congressional members with the biggest balls are women

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Now Republicans want to go after American citizens with disabilities. Are you shittn' me, disabled people. These muthrfukrs are also Evangelicals, even the Mormons are onboard with it. What fukn bible are they using, the one where the savior has horns??

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So if Herr Trump declares Martial Law

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I told my daughter's boyfriend to not park his Tesla on this street. "Well where should I park?" "Two zip codes away"

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Trump Executive Order outlawing rainbows in the US. SpaceX has new NASA contract to prevent the subversive natural phenomena from . . .

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Department Of Gaslighting Everyone. Musk’s DOGE. The Lever hit the nail on the head with that one

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Looks like DOG-E has been at work at VA. What a fucking nightmare. Fucking Republicans can't be trusted.

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Astronomers are expressing disappointment and alarm as the federally-funded Rubin Observatory altered the biography of renowned astronomer Vera Rubin, for whom the facility is named, on its website. The amended version curtails her legacy of championing women in science and removes all mentions. . .

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"Don't worry Mr. President there's always pushback when you're seizing control of a country, it'll pass"

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Apparently JD the Hillbilly Effigy is also JD the Hillbilly Theologian

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If the US produces 75% of its finished metals what in the hell does a 25% global tariff accomplish. Pandering to his cult I suppose.

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Musk/Trump are just ignoring court orders. Wonder if I can do that with jury duty. Then again LEO's are on Musk/Trump's side even after he/they shit on them. Isn't that the definition of an abusive relationship.

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I told my Shrink I'm depressed, he said "don't worry it will disappear in 4 years". To which I replied "Is that prescription covered under my insurance"

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Google’s AI Can Beat the Smartest Students in Math. Next we will try it on 2nd graders

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AG Pam Bondi wants to execute illegal border crossers. And the crazy bitch put it in writing.

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Washington Post: Democracy Dies Here, signed Jeff Goebbels

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