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robauton.bsky.social
Nothing ripens a banana quicker than a rucksack
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I’ve been enjoying travelling around doing my show and I’m pleased to say I’m going to be getting on a lot more trains. If you would like to come to it I’d love to see you there. Tickets here www.robauton.co.uk/past-product...

Tour

I’ve had audience members give me that look before.

This Wednesday I am doing a work in progress of my new show at the @pleasance.co.uk. I am looking forward to seeing what the crack is with this new idea. Last tickets are here www.pleasance.co.uk/event/rob-au...

Thumbs up to anyone who has been to my tour show so far. I’ve met some excellent folks. If you would like to come to a show the next places I’m going to are CORSHAM CARDIFF ALDERSHOT SOUTHAMPTON SHEFFIELD YORK EDINBURGH GLASGOW NEWCASTLE FAREHAM. Tickets here www.robauton.co.uk/past-product...

Tonight I am doing my show in Cambridge @cambridgejunction.bsky.social . Final tickets are here if you would like to come to it? Thirsday night let’s ave it. www.junction.co.uk/events/rob-a...

Can anyone help me with a name for my walking business?

This is a comment on my latest Instagram video haha. There’s something about comedy that winds people up so much it’s insane.

Overheard in Boots the chemist.

Tonight I am doing my show in BIRMINGHAM. 7.30pm at the @gleeclubbham.bsky.social. I am currently in the BULLRING looking for a notepad. The closest I’ve found to a stationary shop so far is SMIGGLE.

“I am the Kanye West Kanye West thinks he is.” Leonard Cohen Probably one of my favourite lines from anything.

Doing a comedy set in a cinema in Wales in the morning.

If it was just me here on Earth I don’t know if I would bother with time.

HAPPY NATIONAL YORKSHIRE PUDDING DAY one and all.

Great Spotted Woodpecker through my telescope.

I’ve got these two seats going for tonight’s show @sohotheatre.bsky.social. Perfect for couples or friends with opposite show watching preferences- “You always want to sit on the front row and get amongst it but I prefer the darkness of the back row.” sohotheatre.com/book-online/...

I’d like to promote this seat for my show @sohotheatre.bsky.social tonight. Perks include- sitting next to a stranger. Being part of the show because I’m going to speak to whoever sits in that seat. Five metres of legroom. Instant access to the fire escape. sohotheatre.com/book-online/...

If any couples in London fancy having an argument tonight and then coming to my show, I’ve got the perfect seats for you.

On my 'Best of 2024' list. Maybe it can be on your 'Best of 2025'.

You should see this. I did tonight. Rob is amazing.

Just watched the opening night of this tour. And it was brilliant. If you’re near enough to one of these venues you should go see it.

Where do bird’s skeletons go? I see so many birds and no skeletons. Are they burying each other? You’d have thought there’d be a few on the ground.

Next week I start the tour of my show ‘The Eyes Open and Shut Show’ @sohotheatre.bsky.social in London. I have been pacing around the kitchen getting this sorted for a while now. I am looking forward to it. If you’d like to come I’d love to see you there sohotheatre.com/book-online/...

What happens to my brain when I’m on stage.

Mother and son on the bus

What happens to my brain when I’m on stage.

Previously unavailable tickets for my shows @sohotheatre.bsky.social starting 27th January have now become available. If you would like to come to a show I’d like to see you there BIG TIME. sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a...

Metal Detecting

On Tuesday we started filming on 'THE CRAB CAKE KID'. Last year the top people @Gormville said they'd like to make a story I wrote about me being good at making crab cakes when I was 16 into a full fat short film. One of the most surreal and inspiring days I've had in a long time. Onwards!

This morning my mate got us into the Van Gogh exhibition before it opened properly. One of the best hours of my life.

@robauton.bsky.social will be stopping by Guildford on 5th April as part of his 'The Eyes Open and Shut Show' tour. Tickets can be obtained here: electric.theatre/shows/rob-au... #RobAuton #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #standupcomedian

A photograph of a squirrel on my bird feeder through my telescope

Walking through the cemetery today I saw this human made hanging bird feast. Congratulations to the birds that got there first. I was tempted to eat it myself.

Just saw the planet Venus through a telescope. That’s Friday night done then.

My tour starts in LONDON on the 27th of January. I’m doing six nights at Soho Theatre. Thursday Friday Saturday are pretty much now occupied unless you like the balcony, seats available on Mon Tue Wed though. It would be great to see you if you fancy it. sohotheatre.com/book-online/...

I really like it when I get to look at the sun in the morning and see its shape

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