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robberson.bsky.social
Dumb guy, better at making mistakes than making ends meet.
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i accidentally killed my future and past self but in my defense i didn’t know i was pulling a quantum trigger

The work requirements on Medicaid will make it impossible for anyone in seattle to qualify. Minimum wage is $20 so 20 hrs a week (the minimum work requirement) is $1600 per month gross… which is $300 over the limit of 130% FPL. Literal catch 22.

“I enjoy thinking about truly fundamental concepts, like the alphabet for instance.”

how do you deal with the fact that the united states has about 20% of the overall population that lives in an entirely different fake reality

I didn't really understand Conner o'malley until like "103 Fever" and "the mask". Now I think he's killing it.

quote posting this for the night shift medievalists

My local pharmacy is going bankrupt (again). It’d be funny if it wasn’t such a pain

Happy Mayday! "Nature is just as much the source of value (and it is surely of such that material wealth consists!) as labor, which itself is only the manifestation of a force of nature, human labor power."

Goddamn I guess I need to get rid of my plex server. They keep changing policies so you’ll pay

Selling truck, comes with backup camera

Today my school refused to give prep hours and told me to use AI lesson generation instead. Ridiculous. Our students aren’t allowed to use AI, why are we using it?

Rest in peace, Robert McGinness. A true legend.

Highly recommend distracting yourself from current events by reading this wikipedia page in full en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Local Indivisible member was abducted by ICE in Washington. If you're in the state, please elevate this thread to your electeds and ask for their help in getting his release.

I am usually one of the very few who still mask up at shows when I see bands. Washington state is now in the 11th week of high or very high levels of influenza. It's been decades since we've seen a flu season this bad and persistent www.cdc.gov/fluview/surv...

This right here.

Actually having the money for a nonessential item is merely the first step in purchasing the item. Next you must look it up and place it in your cart for several nights until you finally give up and close the page.

We have a live example of why they're called "pig-butchering" scammers! They're called that because they use the whole pig, ie, they don't just take a little money from their victims, they slaughter them and use them all. I'm gonna be slow on this thread because I'm doing exhaustive alt text, but:

Been on hold for an hour with my pharmacy. I think they just turn off the phone.

Neurospicy meets haruspicy

I had to keep a child from biting others for like 8 hours at work today.

Suicidal Ideation: Swimsuit Edition

By definition, you can’t vote your way out of a coup. That’s why they’re called coups, not elections.

It's always a smart idea to write your name on your smokestacks in case you leave them behind.

DUI interlock attachment that only starts if you swallow after blowing into it

Wow color revolutions have really gone downhill since the USSR collapsed

Writing a dark van wilder reboot

Ahahahaha got my rent raised by the maximum amount, again. They do it every 6 months or so

New best friend

Check out this fucked up roofline. They forgot to tell em to stop

Idk why people tell you to read moby dick. It’s just 1000 pages of some emo kid weeping and whaling

Only ten minutes by elevator

This is the one conspiracy theory I believe in