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I think Ryan Reynolds owes a lot to Val Kilmer in Real Genius

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So proud of my girlfriend for getting an article published in the post! Love you baby!! nypost.com/2025/02/27/l...

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Can’t get enough of posts from freaks like, “AI democratized creativity!” And then it’s a picture of the bosses from the American and British Office making out in the style of Studio Ghibli.

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Nah sorry, we can’t be friends if you got a high buddy count.

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I thought rich, white, southern brothers jacking each other off was Duke’s official logo

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Do something about the “freedom seeds” mowing down children in our classrooms

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New phone Houthis?

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“Congratulations David, you did it. You made the perfect protein bar. So, what are you going to call it?”

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Just sitting in a circle of forty identical dudes waiting our turn to debate a podcaster in the middle

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Say one more motherfucking word to me and I swear to god I’ll implement these tariffs. I dare you.

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Finally the democrats are listening. All we've asked from the beginning is that they cozy up to Charlie Kirk and agree with him on a bunch of stuff.

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Seems bad that the current most reliable asset is pretend money

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I hope you had “getting muted forever” on your “bingo card”

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Imagine a promo for a UFC rematch where the guy who got stomped nearly to death in the first fight looks right to cam and says, "This time, I'm gonna do the exact same thing!"

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I don't care if it's not called the Gulf of Mexico anymore but Gulf of America is a wasted opportunity. Let's get sponsorship cash and take a dip in the Meineke Car Care Gulf.

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The hot new trend for men is “democratting.” Her: You didn’t come home last night and now you show up covered in glitter and lipstick stains? Him (democratting): President Trump promised he would lower egg prices on day one but they are higher now than ever before!

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He’s a good time aside from the measles

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Mckinsey is gonna charge the DNC $12 million for the idea, "A the richest man in the world but for centrists" and they will lap it up.

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Me walking into the payday loan spot vs me walking out

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“Roman Salute” is so funny. It’s like saying Charlie Chaplain mustache.

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I am once again late on my car payment because of woke

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Send five bullet points explaining why you don’t want to sleep with me to [email protected] by 11:59pm tomorrow. Failure to do so will be taken as publicly admitting you want to sleep with me.

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“Great news! We’re renewed for Reacher season 4. Couple notes from up top that are non-negotiable though. First, Ritchson shaves his head. Second, the show is called Bezos now.”

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Dimming the lights, shaking up martinis, turning on a gas fire place, then hitting play on this album

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Ok this has gone on long enough. Time to rescind the “Eric Trump gets to fly all the planes” rule.

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Seeing Paddington in Peru and my 5-year-old recognized Antonio Banderas from Babygirl

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Democrats fucking rule. Just getting on here posting shit like “did you ever consider that Trump WANTS us to outmaneuver him, idiot?”

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Kinda seems like it never ends with us

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RFK got confirmed and dems are really Salking. Get it? It doesn't matter. Nothing does. Puns were here before all of this. They will be here after.

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Luigi Cruise Lines www.the-sun.com/news/1353712...

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Every time I eat canned tuna it's like, "Yum! The catch of the day three years ago."

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2 years since this dropped. So very proud of it - If youre not familiar with me, I give some quick background on being tall & latina, talk about falling in love for the first time, growing as a person - I even reference Parable of The Sower to help push growth forward while remaining a silly bitch!

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This is who shows up when they call a medic to a porn set. He looks like he invented the water bed. Styling by the Original Kings of Comedy. This Is how Ronald McDonald dresses for meetings. If he’s here, who’s playing Trombone for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy?

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They know this won’t work. This is them saying, we’d rather lose to fascists than win as lefties.

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JD Vance built his reputation by trashing his mother so it makes sense that he’s keeping his reputation by throwing his kids under the bus.

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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

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This is the text book definition of ethnic cleansing. If we aren’t treated as a “pariah state” (we won’t be) it should expose the hypocrisy and propaganda of it all (it won’t).

I think Ryan Reynolds owes a lot to Val Kilmer in Real Genius

So proud of my girlfriend for getting an article published in the post! Love you baby!! nypost.com/2025/02/27/l...

Can’t get enough of posts from freaks like, “AI democratized creativity!” And then it’s a picture of the bosses from the American and British Office making out in the style of Studio Ghibli.

Nah sorry, we can’t be friends if you got a high buddy count.

I thought rich, white, southern brothers jacking each other off was Duke’s official logo

Do something about the “freedom seeds” mowing down children in our classrooms

New phone Houthis?

“Congratulations David, you did it. You made the perfect protein bar. So, what are you going to call it?”

Just sitting in a circle of forty identical dudes waiting our turn to debate a podcaster in the middle

Say one more motherfucking word to me and I swear to god I’ll implement these tariffs. I dare you.

Finally the democrats are listening. All we've asked from the beginning is that they cozy up to Charlie Kirk and agree with him on a bunch of stuff.

Seems bad that the current most reliable asset is pretend money

I hope you had “getting muted forever” on your “bingo card”

Imagine a promo for a UFC rematch where the guy who got stomped nearly to death in the first fight looks right to cam and says, "This time, I'm gonna do the exact same thing!"

I don't care if it's not called the Gulf of Mexico anymore but Gulf of America is a wasted opportunity. Let's get sponsorship cash and take a dip in the Meineke Car Care Gulf.

The hot new trend for men is “democratting.” Her: You didn’t come home last night and now you show up covered in glitter and lipstick stains? Him (democratting): President Trump promised he would lower egg prices on day one but they are higher now than ever before!

He’s a good time aside from the measles

Mckinsey is gonna charge the DNC $12 million for the idea, "A the richest man in the world but for centrists" and they will lap it up.

Me walking into the payday loan spot vs me walking out

“Roman Salute” is so funny. It’s like saying Charlie Chaplain mustache.

I am once again late on my car payment because of woke

Send five bullet points explaining why you don’t want to sleep with me to [email protected] by 11:59pm tomorrow. Failure to do so will be taken as publicly admitting you want to sleep with me.

“Great news! We’re renewed for Reacher season 4. Couple notes from up top that are non-negotiable though. First, Ritchson shaves his head. Second, the show is called Bezos now.”

Dimming the lights, shaking up martinis, turning on a gas fire place, then hitting play on this album

Ok this has gone on long enough. Time to rescind the “Eric Trump gets to fly all the planes” rule.

Seeing Paddington in Peru and my 5-year-old recognized Antonio Banderas from Babygirl

Democrats fucking rule. Just getting on here posting shit like “did you ever consider that Trump WANTS us to outmaneuver him, idiot?”

Kinda seems like it never ends with us

RFK got confirmed and dems are really Salking. Get it? It doesn't matter. Nothing does. Puns were here before all of this. They will be here after.

Luigi Cruise Lines www.the-sun.com/news/1353712...

Every time I eat canned tuna it's like, "Yum! The catch of the day three years ago."

2 years since this dropped. So very proud of it - If youre not familiar with me, I give some quick background on being tall & latina, talk about falling in love for the first time, growing as a person - I even reference Parable of The Sower to help push growth forward while remaining a silly bitch!

This is who shows up when they call a medic to a porn set. He looks like he invented the water bed. Styling by the Original Kings of Comedy. This Is how Ronald McDonald dresses for meetings. If he’s here, who’s playing Trombone for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy?

They know this won’t work. This is them saying, we’d rather lose to fascists than win as lefties.

JD Vance built his reputation by trashing his mother so it makes sense that he’s keeping his reputation by throwing his kids under the bus.

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

This is the text book definition of ethnic cleansing. If we aren’t treated as a “pariah state” (we won’t be) it should expose the hypocrisy and propaganda of it all (it won’t).

This is how you become a Saint

Being a Democrat is like earnestly being a Washington Generals fan