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I'd have come to Florida sooner if I knew they had all these weird turduckens walking around

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Gonna keep saying it, these guys running the country are too dumb to do it well enough for long enough to control it forever. They'll make us a laughingstock but at the end of the day America will return to what it always was, a flawed but great country that is the envy of most of the world

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there are tens of millions of Americans who broadly think of Donald Trump as “the guy who is good at money/business”, in large part because he starred in a popular reality TV show that presented him as a business expert, a job he accepted in part because his actual businesses were failing

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As a parent with a young child you quickly learn there are two kinds of people. Those who love or at least tolerate a baby in a restaurant, and those who glare at you as soon as the baby makes a single sound

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Tried giving the kid a banana for breakfast this morning and it went smashingly, in that he smashed most of it onto his table and then threw it on the floor

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Oh no, the Mariners' ownership sickness is spreading to Seattle's previous team

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President Musk and VP Trump aren't anti-workers, they're just pro-morgues www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

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Are YOU untalented? Are YOU lazy? Do YOU lack even basic creativity? THEN I HAVE A TOOL FOR YOU!

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Every single day these idiots show how dumb they are

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taps the sign bsky.app/profile/robe...

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The State Department is spending hundreds of millions of dollars in 2025 on--you guessed it!--Teslas. The only consolation for our hundreds of millions of wasted dollars is that when these dumpsters catch on fire it'll make Elon look even shittier than he already does www.state.gov/procurement-...

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Gonna start sucker punching people on street and then tell them they shouldn't have gotten into a fight with me

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It's stuff like this that convinces me the coup will fail. They'll destroy our reputation, our economy, our foothold in the world, but they're too dumb to take control forever

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Can't fathom what it feels like to be JD Vance right now. Just imagine picking up a religion you don't believe in to cater to people you hate so they'll put you in power, and then being criticized by the leader of said religion for being a craven jackass

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Garbage truck for the local park district. My last day I drove the truck into a pole and accidentally ran the can grabbing arm so fast that it snapped the handle of the garbage can and catapulted it across a parking lot like a medieval siege engine

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You're gonna lose anyway, you might as well go down swinging instead of being such a coward

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It drives my wife up the all that I can take 15 minute naps and be fine whereas she cannot sleep for less than an hour to save her life

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There are two types of people: those who can nap for 20 to 30 minutes easily, and people who just fall asleep for hours at a time

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I bet all those rural farmers are super happy with their presidential votes!

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NEW: President Donald Trump and Elon Musk nearly destroyed USAID in three weeks. And the new administration may have broken the law almost immediately, experts told ProPublica. By @annamaria.bsky.social and Brett Murphy

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By way of comparison, the budget for making this single advertisement is approximately two-thirds of the appropriated annual budget of the national park where I work. But "government waste."

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One of my best friends got thrown out of a bar for sleeping at the table and puking in the garbage can. As we left, the bouncer thanked us for not throwing up in the urinal like the asshole who did an hour ago. Little did he know that was the same guy

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The last two weeks have just been so dumb

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The average Fox News viewer has no idea that Musk is tearing down a system that allowed this country to rule the world for the past 75 years. And when their standard of living slips dramatically in the next five years they still won’t understand because their TV will blame it on some poor scapegoat.

I'd have come to Florida sooner if I knew they had all these weird turduckens walking around

Gonna keep saying it, these guys running the country are too dumb to do it well enough for long enough to control it forever. They'll make us a laughingstock but at the end of the day America will return to what it always was, a flawed but great country that is the envy of most of the world

there are tens of millions of Americans who broadly think of Donald Trump as “the guy who is good at money/business”, in large part because he starred in a popular reality TV show that presented him as a business expert, a job he accepted in part because his actual businesses were failing

As a parent with a young child you quickly learn there are two kinds of people. Those who love or at least tolerate a baby in a restaurant, and those who glare at you as soon as the baby makes a single sound

Tried giving the kid a banana for breakfast this morning and it went smashingly, in that he smashed most of it onto his table and then threw it on the floor

Oh no, the Mariners' ownership sickness is spreading to Seattle's previous team

President Musk and VP Trump aren't anti-workers, they're just pro-morgues www.bbc.com/news/article...

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

Are YOU untalented? Are YOU lazy? Do YOU lack even basic creativity? THEN I HAVE A TOOL FOR YOU!

Every single day these idiots show how dumb they are

taps the sign bsky.app/profile/robe...

The State Department is spending hundreds of millions of dollars in 2025 on--you guessed it!--Teslas. The only consolation for our hundreds of millions of wasted dollars is that when these dumpsters catch on fire it'll make Elon look even shittier than he already does www.state.gov/procurement-...

Gonna start sucker punching people on street and then tell them they shouldn't have gotten into a fight with me

It's stuff like this that convinces me the coup will fail. They'll destroy our reputation, our economy, our foothold in the world, but they're too dumb to take control forever

Can't fathom what it feels like to be JD Vance right now. Just imagine picking up a religion you don't believe in to cater to people you hate so they'll put you in power, and then being criticized by the leader of said religion for being a craven jackass

Garbage truck for the local park district. My last day I drove the truck into a pole and accidentally ran the can grabbing arm so fast that it snapped the handle of the garbage can and catapulted it across a parking lot like a medieval siege engine

You're gonna lose anyway, you might as well go down swinging instead of being such a coward

It drives my wife up the all that I can take 15 minute naps and be fine whereas she cannot sleep for less than an hour to save her life

There are two types of people: those who can nap for 20 to 30 minutes easily, and people who just fall asleep for hours at a time

I bet all those rural farmers are super happy with their presidential votes!

NEW: President Donald Trump and Elon Musk nearly destroyed USAID in three weeks. And the new administration may have broken the law almost immediately, experts told ProPublica. By @annamaria.bsky.social and Brett Murphy

By way of comparison, the budget for making this single advertisement is approximately two-thirds of the appropriated annual budget of the national park where I work. But "government waste."

One of my best friends got thrown out of a bar for sleeping at the table and puking in the garbage can. As we left, the bouncer thanked us for not throwing up in the urinal like the asshole who did an hour ago. Little did he know that was the same guy

The last two weeks have just been so dumb

Lol no

Told the guy at Taco Bell I wanted a couple hot sauces

Poor kid ruined his whole life and the country all for 5 days of power