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I’m in quicksand and then I realize it’s actually oatmeal. I start to eat my way out until I realize there’s no sugar, cinnamon or walnuts. Disgusted, I stop eating and let death embrace me.

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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

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I'm gonna keep reposting examples of people not taking shit because it's important for us to see that you can, simply, reject the shit. Say "Uh... no no no, we will not be tolerating that."

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at this point i wouldn’t be surprised to get an official communication from the white house and it’s just a rick roll

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Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

submitted 3 days ago • 55 comments

Like a Major League Baseball player with sunflower seeds but it’s me pouring staples in my mouth about to do tax prep.

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They're going after the LGB too. We told you so. www.washingtonian.com/2025/02/18/k...

submitted 4 days ago • 70 comments

I think Call of Jury Duty would be a pretty fun video game

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

just read the question "where is fentanyl stored?" and I was like ooh I know this one

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about to have sex "BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"

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If they follow the money they’ll never find me.

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beaker on magazine covers: thread

submitted 7 days ago • 53 comments

sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"

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[loudly within earshot of a killer robot] personally i love sequences of zeros and ones

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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

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“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”

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Me: being taken out of a 10 year coma why would you do this to me?

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First of all, has a person ever looked more mischievous? I wish I knew her. Secondly, this is a miniature portrait from around 1660. It comes with overlays that allow you to change her appearance for fun. Filters from 500 years ago lol!

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People will post ‘I was today years old’ and then show you a can opener.

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Got stopped walking out of Trader Joe’s with pockets full of loose peanut butter.

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My whole TikTok feed is like “Watch this 42 year old candy maker react to tasting chocolate for the first time”.

submitted 124 days ago • 3 comments

BREAKING: Trump just fired Cap’n Crunch and has appointed himself Cap’n.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

my wife and I saw you from across the bar and were trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

I had low blood sugar, your honor

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Why just pufferfish? Why not other pufferanimals? Why not a pufferpuma?

submitted 10 days ago • 19 comments

In hindsight, Rock and Roll has made a poor foundation for this city

submitted 10 days ago • 28 comments

Gonna add “standup comedian” to my profile so people will stop expecting me to be funny

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

When I was a kid I thought the Roseland Ballroom was like a Chuck E. Cheese.

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DEI making my ween shoot blanks

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Grimace dribbles some Shamrock Shake into the final spot on his Infinity Gauntlet and snaps half of the corporate mascots out of existence.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Grimace dribbles some Shamrock Shake into the final spot on his Infinity Gauntlet and snaps half of the corporate mascots out of existence.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i no longer respect the hustle. in 2025 i respect those who nap, goof off, and seek the easiest way to accomplish a task

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

The Hunt for Red October (1990)

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Two glasses of wine

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I'm a good listener, I say in a threatening fashion.

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The Advertisement The Mobile Game

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ME: [politely pretending I haven't seen the post you sent me a dozen times] holy shit

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The Advertisement The Mobile Game

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you're telling me a labrador created these diamonds

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments