robertzespy.bsky.social
The Robert on the bird app once known as @Corycantstopme.
I make dumb jokes and references.
If you’re close enough to me you can call me Robbie.
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665 following
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Me…?
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I’m sorry, boobs can do WHAT?
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Why did she leave?
I also feel like I recognize the art in the corner.
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It’s either robotic, fully human, or a mix of both.
And I find it interesting every artist’s interpretation of it.
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Am I dumb or does that look like Saria?
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It’s so fucken weird seeing gifs on this site, I ain’t used to it.
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Fuck.
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I don’t really remember, I don’t use it anymore.
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Tatoe.
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Uh okay, what did you want anyways?
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I assure you it isn’t.
And if it is…
Talk to your lawyer THEN your doctor.
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Ah, a staple of that site.
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Haven’t used that I a while, how’s it holding up?
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Woah okay!
The prior context was really needed!
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Don’t know, never touched a woman before.
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If you say so.
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But it’s a cat?
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I’m doing fine.
You?
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Car?
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Yeah it’s something for sure.
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Oh I saw, your artist has done pretty good.
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Yeah I guess so.
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That’s one hell of a hello.
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Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
But to entertain this question, sure.
Let’s say I am this person.
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Never forget.
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You gotta stop making them sexy, man.
The fbi is already onto me.
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Aaaah I see.
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Okay so is the guy’s commission locked behind a paywall or do they have it already?
Or did they just commission the one panel?
Or are they a Patreon supporter and commissioned it there?
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It wasn’t that kind of joke.
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It was Lewdtoons, not scratchy.
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Oh my god her ribs are nonexistent.
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Woah I forgot this movie was a thing.
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That’s the thing.
I don’t have my own thing.
I don’t got a special talent for anything.
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I fucking hate my life and I can’t change that.
I have no one else to go to.
I hate who I’ve become.
I’m not getting anywhere in life.
So that’s where I’ll leave it.
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Things are jokes because I’m so shit scared of offending anyone that I just sound more annoying than anything.
So I don’t know when but eventually I’m going to cease being online.
For good.
No restarts.
No new accounts.
No nothing.
I can’t change how people see me.
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While small shit like getting blocked isn’t important, it hurts me because I did something wrong and I can’t fix it.
I’ve learned that I simply don’t fit in with the internet.
People don’t like me, I don’t like me.
As much I sound like this cynical bastard I really try to be nice.
I clarify when-
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-Really left to talk to, it takes a toll on you.
I don’t know what I’m going to do with my life at this point.
I’ve tried many things and they’ve never worked out.
I might cease my online presence for good simply because of my mental health and how self conscious I get about myself.
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