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Anyone else get the look of disgrace from their Family when they forget to click the cook button on the rice cooker? Now all of a sudden you have a group of hungry people trying to eat dinner but without rice. #AsianThings

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Bruh why is Duolingo so needy? I swear.

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Can we please stop showing cooking recipes on the subway? The fact that we are taking the subway means we don’t have the luxury of time to cook. #NYC

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My BORING life in NYC and I love it that way: youtu.be/KHSFwYmYL_U?...

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Is maturing realizing that you DON’T need to eat at the all you can eat buffet?

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Stocks dropping and anxiety rising for today’s forecast in America 😮‍💨

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Vlogging is very difficult. Here goes nothing: youtu.be/D_hWVeFfVQA?...

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Monday and I my first email of the day ended: With Cold Regrets, John.

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Glad to see a lot of NPCs out and about today enjoying the weather. They deserve some time outside too.

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I’m at the age where going to an all you can eat buffet doesn’t feel fun anymore, but just feels like pain.

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I’m the age where you want to walk around the mall, not to buy anything but just to walk around.

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The kind of not giving a fuck where you can sit at an all you can eat buffet by yourself and eat until you want to puke.

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To the first person who had to learn the hard that you have to cook eel a certain way otherwise it’s poisonous - we thank you for your service.

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Every time I see a parent plot an iPad down in front of their kids just to make sure they stay quiet - I think to myself, “damn being a parent seems brutally tiring.”

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I think maturing finally means you don’t have to go to an all you can eat buffet to enjoy eating food. Nah.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Do not ask me to sit back and relax, I swear I will fall asleep.

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me: do you take walk-ins? employee: ma’am this is a crematorium

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Filing your taxes and going to the doctors office are truly the same experience. You go, wait in a room for your name to be called and then some stranger sits there and judges your decision making.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Are open mics suppose to be THIS painfully brutal? I rather wait in a doctors office right before he tells me I have some disease than wait to go on stage at an open mic.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Can we please stop treating status calls in advertising like they are depositions for a divorce trial? It’s not that serious!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

bro you ever get the feeling that truth is just a linguistic construct that signifies agreement with reality bro

submitted 91 days ago • 5 comments

The “who’s seen your profile” feature on LinkedIn is super creepy. But at least it’s professionally creepy.

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There’s a special place in hell for the ones that invented Daylight Savings Time.

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Spring forward. Fall apart.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

daylight has never saved me so why should i save it

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

I finally realize why Asians are so good at Pickleball. It’s the same reason why Asians score the highest on the SATs. It’s about being consistent and not making mistakes.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

space is big but not as big as my ego after winning monopoly

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

I was today years old when I realized that flea markets are just Facebook Marketplace in real life.

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I only buy ethically sourced disdain.

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Maturing is realizing that going to an all you can eat buffet maybe isn’t the best thing for you.

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Is this foreal? Is TikTok losing users or something? Why would one of the world’s more used Social Media sites need to have incentives for inviting others?

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bro you ever get the feeling masculinity is just a construct that limits as much as it defines us bro

submitted 98 days ago • 4 comments

Overheard at the office. “The interview went well but yeah, had to turn down the offer.” “Why?” “They said they didn’t have a bagel policy.”

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever made up the phrase “an arm and a leg”. We thank you for your service 🫡

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

When your wife’s been up since 4AM traveling home from a work trip what’s the nicest way to immediately ask for sex when she gets back

submitted 101 days ago • 27 comments

First email of the day. “I hope this email finds you at the height of your anxiety.” 😦

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Always 😂

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I hope this email ruins your day

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments

Streamlining my morning routine by adding the toothpaste directly into my coffee and drinking it while I'm on the toilet.

submitted 101 days ago • 51 comments

[sees someone throw away a tube of toothpaste that they haven’t strangled dry of product] oh so you’re like RICH-rich

submitted 102 days ago • 13 comments

My barista at Starbucks asked if I wanted a loyalty card. I said, “No thanks. I’m already trapped in a toxic relationship”

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

They have AI built into my toothbrush now. So now you don’t have to wait till you visit the dentist to learn that you have gingivitis.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

You know how we get all excited when we see a cow and shout 'cow!!'? Do vegans do the same but shout 'grass!!' instead?

submitted 102 days ago • 21 comments

My Park? LinkedIn.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Reverse cowgirl so I can’t see the faraway look in her eyes while she’s thinking about all the bad decisions she’s made that have led here to this moment:

submitted 101 days ago • 4 comments

wym its not pronounced horses divorces

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My Mac? Cheesy.

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Sorry you disappeared and I am still everywhere, that must suck for you

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