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please tell me this fkn asteroid isn't gonna be in my newsfeed every day until 2032

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Sorry I said, "Here comes the airplane," during fellatio.

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In South Carolina, tonight: “I have an ectopic pregnancy. It’s on my ovary. They’re making me risk my ovary even though I don’t want to. They refuse to do the surgery.” #ForcedBirthNation Original Post: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2yCKENt/

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TIL that 988 is useless

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"Two thumbs up!" - An octopus critic trashing a movie

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we're the USA and this is Jackass

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Ernest Hemingway once wrote "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

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told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high and then she looked at me all surprised

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i just hope everyone today has a good time 🙂 except the Chiefs and any person who lives in Kansas City

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if we as a culture are gonna make the Super Bowl such an event, then the day after should be a federally-declared National Hangover Day

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Me, to Magic 8 Ball: Will I ever be happy? shake shake shake shake shake shake shake

submitted 26 days ago • 39 comments

she gobbles on my knob then grounds my hog

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the american dream is dying in your sleep

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

Phil? Phil Connors?

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The Neverending Butthole

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

how ya like them apples? HORSE: (smiling) REE HEE he he plblblbpbpb

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

@itwasashtshow.bsky.social once again proving they are the most criminally underrated podcast and YouTube channel: youtu.be/IfWNUW1wTXw?...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

TIL that Masonic funerals are even worse than Catholic funerals

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[end of zoom meeting] Ok, now let’s do a silly one.

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Alvin & the Chipmunks but one of them sounds like Barry White

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Damn AutoCorrectamundo - Fonzie after a misspelled text

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"you're still young and sexy", i whisper to myself while standing in line at the CVS pharmacy on a friday night quietly singing along to Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me Now"

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I honestly don’t want to hear shit from politicians unless they’re advocating for the reversal of Citizens United

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

i feel like a new Wallace & Gromit movie with a 100% critic rating should be a much bigger deal, just sayin

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3 minutes til my birthday

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

just in case you were wondering about the discourse you might be missing on twitter, yes this is real

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I am proud to announce that having mastered it, I no longer practice Santeria.

submitted 54 days ago • 6 comments