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Garibaldi, Jaffa Cake, Pink Wafer. Or, for dunking, Gingernut, Hobnob, Rich Tea.

a cat stares out the window at another cat ineptly stalking a threadbare-looking squirrel

“So, chaps, we need a name for the new party that *almost* literally says ‘Right Wing Farts’ but without *actually* literally saying it, and that is also the most shamelessly gigantic arse-lick to our Glorious Orange Leader. Suggestions?” “Flügelhorn of Flag-Wavers?” “Well that’s just silly.”

These narcissists need to take a long, hard look at themselves.

Reading progress notes & wondering how it is that if ‘machete’ is spelled ‘machette’ it somehow looks less threatening & if it’s spelled ‘machetty’ then it almost sounds friendly & also why can’t people spell?

STARRING TOM CRUISE as Ethan ‘Raccoon’ Hunt & A NUCLEAR BOMB as The Cup of Tea

A bunch of dinosaurs get together to complain about how no one listens to them anymore, & to laugh at the very notion of there being a ‘comet’ in the sky. The head dinosaur wears a very uncivilised jacket.

This. Terrifying. All too easily happenable. I’d probably be just as guilty, if tested.

The unadorned concrete against which my knees are currently just-comfortably resting in the box to the left of the Concert Hall stage at #QPAC waiting for @maxrichtermusic.bsky.social to start.

Great job by Ruben (@rubenbolling.bsky.social).

This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic: Chagrin Falls: "Your Lying Eyes" - Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including longtime member Jesse R. and new member Dean Booth. (bit.ly/theInnerHive) READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

When you meet a dear old friend for dinner & they return to you a treasure you’d forgotten you ever gave them, & now I get to bask in the glory of CASANOVA all over again. @mattfraction.bsky.social @fabiomoon.bsky.social #gabrielbá

mentioning Deleuze, Debord, and Bataille in the same essay is formally known as the Groundhog Trifecta because the reader can be pretty sure they’ve already read this essay at least once

In Barry Blitt’s latest Kvetchbook, a new nearly legal map of the United States, updated by the hour. nyer.cm/nvYnpxx

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This, but far more succinctly than I said it.

So, just to clarify: a Trump executive order led to a bunch of perfectly competent people being fired because they weren’t white or male enough, which meant that, at Reagan that night, one person was doing two people’s jobs, which was at least a significant factor in what led to the crash.

What a gorgeous, generous, brutal, sad, loving, joyous book. Highly recommended.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Gileadspeak

Jamie McKendrick, from DRYPOINT (2024)

I keep thinking this too. Imagining 2037, the Mar-a-Lago bunker. One of the 1950s bomb bunkers, I mean, not a golf bunker. Although.

R.I.P Michael Longley 🖤

I don’t believe in God, but I have faith in Budde.