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BREAKING: Trump blames plane crash on 'black' box.

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Hobbit de Niro's waiting #TolkienItalian

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Today we honour the true hero of Christmas - the inventor of the elasticated waistband.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

🎵It’s Christmas time. There’s no need to be afraid 🎵 Me loading up on sprouts: “wrong”

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Is it too early to start on the Christmas* gin? *Christmas 2025

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Just saw someone driving home for Christmas in my Rea view mirror.

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Just spotted Cat Stevens with a ladder up outside his shop. Awning has broken.

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The premise of The 6th Sense is much like the end of Titanic ie. Icy Dead People.

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"Floats like a butterfly, morphing into a pair of elephant ears" Mohammed Dali.

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Our dog kennel was designed by German architects. It's a bauwauhaus.

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Picked a good day to start collecting trampolines.

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"The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

submitted 83 days ago • 17 comments

I didn't believe in synaesthesia. But then I saw scents.

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I've lost so many bits of Scalextrix - I can't keep track.

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Wow hope the server doesn’t crash because this image is AMAZING

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If I had an inhaler, I'd call it Vlad.

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I wonder what existed before the Big Bang? Ah, no matter.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

An Islamophobe, a white supremacist, and a sexual predator walk into a bar. The barman says "What'll it be President Trump?"

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The Terminator - he had a chip on his shoulder

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“Robin, have you finished defrosting the car?” Me:

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The world’s worst limbo dancer walks into a bar…

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REM: “What’s the measurement of frequency Kenneth?” Everybody: “Hertz”

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Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.

submitted 94 days ago • 26 comments

Following someone on BlueSky who you remember from Twitter - then remembering why you unfollowed them.

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

I like shameless charity grifters, but I also admire tax-dodging millionaire farmers - but who is the most morally corrupt? There's only one way to find out...

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If you’re a UK based old comedy writer just keep staring at your computer screen willing yet another gag from your tired decaying brain… This is a fantastic thing by the way 👇👇👇

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“How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?” 384, my liege “Ok, round them up” 400, my liege

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"So on Bluesky the Discovery page will be carefully curated content based on our individual likes and interests, and not just relentless self-promotional guff about the platform?" "You asked about the temperature..."

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Man waiting for former Twitter followers to follow him on BlueSky assumes “they just haven’t noticed me yet”

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BREAKING: Bluesky status upgraded to 'echo auditorium'

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If farmers really wanted to make a statement they could drive tractors down busy A-roads at 20mph causing massive tailbacks whilst still stubbornly refusing to pull over and let anyone past.

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