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The last 4 years those Biden "I did that" stickers would invade every gas pump and stay up until some poor sap employee (read: moi) would rip them down They show up again in Trump flavor and i immediately see good samaritans teaming up to clean them up. I need out of this fuck-ass town

"Not now spawn, the father unit is ordering a real life statue of the Reddit gold award"

What a finale! Keep your energy up, everyone! πŸ¦‹πŸ“– #art #fanart #metaphor #metaphorrefantazio

baggy pants teto #kasaneteto

I hate spilling vanilla on my hands, but more than that, I hate complaining about spilling vanilla on my hands. it's such a little witch in the alps problem. ah fuck me I spilled the little ice cream potion and now my hands are gonna smell lovely. fuck off

I think the most likely schadenfreud fantasy about the owner of X is that someone says juuust the right combo of psuedo intellectual & psuedo spiritual jargon to get him to take ayahuasca and fry his brain. That's pretty high on probability tbh

kris deltarune with a hooded shawl

Let's call it what it is: a moment of weakness. (happy early valentine's day from Ri47 Heavy Industries!)

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Surely cool guys don't look at explosions Anyways I felt like drawing him for shits and giggles #art #fanart #smileybomb @getgianni.com

RECKLESSLY ACQUISITIVE PROUD TO BE OF SERVICE

Oh wait i can put my favorite 2 second video on here now!

the west yomogi supercomputer #ShimejiSimulation #art

fuck with me

an oblivion mod that plays the eraserhead baby laugh every time you get a character level off of acrobatics

And Yet The Heart Yearns

There's not much to say that hasn't really been said. I'm about as deep as a cheap above ground pool. I don't know a lot tbh. But every day cheeto boy's mentioned as being the business presid3nt or saving the economy i can't help but remember the casino, airline, and "small loan" This'll get ugly

BY GODS LIGHT- Va @getgianni.com

"Well i thouggt it was pretty" "You did?" "Yeah. pretty stupid!" "DOHOHOHO!!!"

Woaw

minifig

space funeral

We are on the verge of having a looney tunes moment where Trump asks "God, if something is endangering my presidential run gimme a sign big guy" And a Space X rocket part with Pepe on it crashes into his tower

jimmy fallon joining bluesky after the news dropped that his show was stopping his workers pay during the writers strike in 2023 and immediately getting bullied off of here forever is easily one of my favorite early bluesky moments

Community note: Correct

In both literary and political analysis i never don't feel like the Ulysses Ogre

Juni could potentially do the funniest act of malicious compliance and re-set up the bot but it finds aaron's posts on other socmed and screencaps those As PER HIS OWN RULES posting and bullying off-site is allowed

"But that's it, this is the last time i'll talk about this subject" >look up from:[account] [subject keywords] >they haven't dropped it in 3 whole-ass years >mfw they're the essence of those tumblr posts that go "You know fucking WHAT? RANT BACK ON BABES!"

If you are polite and courteous, the spirits will kindly agree to take a picture for you

And then the person you made all those concessions and loopholes for just ... leaves Just fuckin' skidaddles

It's just a burning sailor fuku

|still trapped inside your own walls|

Seriously the bar to pass is: half assed forum mod kicking out the troll circa 2005. """"SAFETY"""" my ass

Alright waiting for them to add a useless feature no one asked for to the dash and allowing sponsors for racist cults, won't be long now

good morning

Remember at the end of FΒ°451 when the cops lose the MC so they sic the robodog on a random insomniac to maintain their authority and get the chase over with I have a feeling the NYPD did that with that dude. Like that ain't the guy. But they have an image to maintain

I wonder who made that half-abstracted Jax render? Do you think they're proud? Do you think they'll be kindly remembered? Do you think they regret the anguish they've unwillingly wrought unto this plane?

I'm gonna shitt!?