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@longbangers.bsky.social team for the week:- would like to see manner at some stage. 5-1 Hibs.

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@longbangers.bsky.social my team for Saturday:-

Celtic dropping points tonight. 1st’s still on lads!

Milder walk today than it’s been.

Might be worth a £1.

The Big Baldy Belgian can get it right up himself. You love to see it:- Hibs vs Rangers penalty verdict delivered by SFA panel

If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything: Stamps • Lickie Stickie Defibrillators * Hearty Starty Bumblebees * Fuzzy Buzzy Pregnancy Test * Maybe Baby Bra * Breastie Nestie Fork * Stabby Grabby Socks * Feetie Heatie Nightmare * Screamy Dreamy

Watching “The Greatest Showman” on channel 4 with the family, & pointed out that it wasn’t very realistic that hecklers would buy tickets just to get in & shout abuse at the acts. The Mrs then reminded me that I support the Hibs. Touché Mrs Bandy Legs, touché.

Do you know what’s quite funny? Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

Ok Scottish football Bluesky, what are your Scottish football JFK moments? (I.e:- you’ll never forget where you were, when this happened) Here’s my 2 favourites to get us going:-

Need to break out the scrooged video cassette this weekend.

She’s apparently going for 1000 men in a day sometime in February. Obviously her choice, can’t help but feel we’re moving towards @2000ad.bsky.social type levels of weird professional hobbies. Just waiting on redbull to sponsor her as an extreme endurance athlete. Strange times.

Since no-one asked, here’s my #spotifywrapped for 2024. @longbangers.bsky.social and @alltherightmovies.com were my 2 most listened to podcasts.

@longbangers.bsky.social my team for Celtic this weekend. Sticking with Myko and Youan up front, as they’ve both proven themselves against Celtic in the past. Taking Orig. Cadds out for Miller for a slightly more physical & defensive reason. If Newell unavailable I think SDG plays Josh C.

Data Collection FC’s bounce with Critchley in charge and Shankland (still) firing blanks:-

I won the Euromillions last night lads:-

Time for Roboito to lose some weight, apologies in advance to anyone who follows me but I’ll be posting daily updates of scale readings and calories consumed ( to keep me honest)

Hibs fans aren’t complicated things we just want to see our players actually trying for the full 90 minutes. Tonight:- Youan - my MoM Cadden - Goal of the game Rocky - chuffed for him Newell - if he could only play like that every game. Smith - 1 howler , 1 very good save. Not writing him off yet.

Yaaas Hibs!

What we thinking folks, probably as most of us expected, but no-one really wanted. Hope I’m proven wrong. #Hibs

It’s either the Helix Nebula or a close up of Admiral Akbar’s eyeball.

4 managers each struggling with form with their respective clubs this season. If only there was some commonality we could put our finger on to avoid making the same managerial appointment mistakes in the future. Come on data analysts, sort it out. #Hibs

10 man Hibs trying to defend a 1 goal lead for 80 odd minutes what could go wrong?

Rangers lodges across the land tonight:-

Looks like the Simpsons have done it again, Rangers 0 Dundee Utd 1:-

So what’ll ruin the matchday experience today fellow Hibees? The weather? The same old formation which doesn’t work? The same old “nailed down” picks? Poor refereeing? Conceding a last minute goal? Or all of the above?

I’m ready for sir David Gray to shake it up tomorrow.

I wonder when @scottishlabour.bsky.social ‘s £1,000 off energy bills will kick in? That on top of the £300 that GB Energy is supposed to save me on my energy bills would do quite nicely around now.

This is the method all media will follow (until everyone gets sick of it.) Much like when there was a notable change between the stuntwork in the 1st matrix film compared to the overuse of cgi in the 2nd. Years of CGI saturated guff later, & everyone’s pining for the good old ‘Die Hard’ type action.

In energy rich Scotland... 😠