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Hello Kitty is her FURSONA, guys

Turns out Boomers didn't learn it's bad to play with matches. Let's just hope the fire can be controlled.

Remember to hug the monster under your bed today so that it leaves you alone tonight.

No matter the size, cats will be cats..🐆😊

My gender is malarky. My pronouns are silly/zany

Sixteen crab rangoon

Two doomed stars created the dazzling Necklace Nebula, a cosmic ring adorned with bright gas “diamonds.” 15,000 light-years away in Sagitta, this nebula formed when one star engulfed its companion. Image Credit: #ESA, #Hubble, #NASA, K. Noll 🔭 #Astronomy #Space

#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_325@04-11-2018_16-11-18.jpg

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

When someone looks at you weird after you say something awkward, just rub the back of your head and say "Got too close to Sin and my head's just fuzzy..."

See that bright, glowing object with a tail? That's not a comet. That's the planet Mercury.

The reality is that the word is supposed to be "wont": grammarist.com/usage/wont/

Worth the read

As well as I can crochet, I still use stitch markers excessively 🤣

At this point, my bottom lip is probably about 75% scar tissue

Took a scaramucci but I finally blocked my first antagonist account here.

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Why do they call them plant stands instead of ferniture? #MondayMystery #lunchpun

This is the most potato fox I've ever seen 🤣

Hubble Sees A Smiling Lens - From Goddard Space Flight Center - https://flic.kr/p/qQTe4J

Whenever leaving a public bathroom I fold the toilet paper into a fancy triangle to class the joint up

Admit it you always kind of wondered what you would have done had you been alive during the dark times of the previous century, and now that you are here during the dark times of the current century you have your answer, how horrible it is to have that answer.

You know why they only eat one egg for breakfast in France? Cause in France, one egg is an œuf

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Bring back murmurings of ghastly affairs at the big house on the hill.

Certified Double homicide On the 50 yard line Time of death 8:49