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roborock97.bsky.social
Saying "bruh" until someone asks why I keep saying bruh 🍉
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I started reading a physical book before bed recently, and I gotta say.... not so bad. It really gets me ready to sleep way more than my phone

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Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.

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I'm good not hearing any more about Kanye anymore 🥲

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

He Is Raisin

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

I just finished watching "Enough Said" and James Gandolfini's character didn't once say, "I'm Tony Soprano"????

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Quite the circus from the elected clowns

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Boycotting penguins until they start buying an equivalent volume of goods from me

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I think Darth Vader was more of a bidet kinda guy than a toilet paper kinda guy

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

The real tariffs were the recessions we made along the way

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

The crosswalk button just yelled at me cause I pressed it too many times... Back in my day, the crosswalk button would thank you for pressing it 50 times!

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Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever been added to a war planning group chat?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

After 1 day of diet and exercise, I legitimately lost 7-8 lbs. Probably all water weight, but I will be setting overly high expectations anyway 😂

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know the song Lemon Pound Cake by Afroman was released in 2022? That's almost ten years ago now

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Ants could never lift 50 times their body weight under the radiation of a red sun

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Why yes, I would like to watch an hour long history/timeline video about that specific Twitter user from 7-8 years ago that I haven't heard from for years. Thanks algorithm!

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes, I forget how life can surprise you with things you aren't prepared for...

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Hello weekend, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Hello Sharks. I’m here seeking a 5 million dollar investment for a 6.9% equity stake in my "The Sopranos" themed neon light company

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I already know that long after I'm gone that pictures of my skeets will sell for billions (maybe trillions depending on inflation), but it would be nice to tap into that somehow while I'm still here

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

What if we had a really nice, big, high quality chicken sandwich right now? That would be crazy

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I have a strong feeling that if I existed in the W40K universe, I would probably be a blank 😂

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know that if you... Wow, you made it this far into reading this. Good job. Here's a gold star just for you ⭐️You know what? Here's another one ⭐️ You earned it sport

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