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If you think about anything long enough you can see how weird it is but I’m currently stuck on bananas. Nobody made up bananas. They just come like that. The most convenient thing in the world just hanging in trees. They really feel like something someone came up with. But no. Bananas are bananas.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The balls on these FromSoft guys are massive. I want to be mad like everyone else but I can’t move past the impressively-stunned phase.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I can’t stop thinking about that CSI episode where they somehow got William Peterson to say the line, “I think your life is about to become retarded.” When I’m old, I’ll remember that long after forgetting my family members’ names.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Nibbler did something bad and I don’t know what.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I always thought my dad was cool but this man brought his Atari literally everywhere in the early ‘80s. I’ve found like five different photos of him in different locations where he’s just got it set up, none of which are in his own home. They’re the ONLY pictures of him.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

I know I’ve hit cat bingo when the tiny runt baby I found in the trash two years ago developed feline asthma this year but is somehow an absolute angel when taking her inhaler. I’m not a very nice person and do not deserve her.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

I was at the same funeral as Neil Gaiman once. I dunno that’s all I got.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

@nealej.bsky.social You made my husband’s night before the 4:30 make-up Interstellar tonight, my dude. Thank you so much. Also big shout-out to Wayne for actually remembering the title of Journey of Man.

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

As much as Chicago no longer having an IMAX theater is still one of the most bafflingly awful things, it has allowed me to appreciate the incredible tenacity of manager Neale over at the IMAX in Indianapolis. Please give that man a three-week paid vacation once all these Interstellars are over.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

My dad was showing me his Spooky Tooth records and never has there been a more appropriate comparison to the Homestar Runner 2D vinyl joke.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

What had started as designing a cute Christmas card depicting my cats as a Mogwai and Gremlin respectively turned into an hours-long slog of trying to find a quote from the movie for the back that doesn't involve both Christmas and offing oneself.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Couple friends chatting about the Paranormal Activity movies decided I'd be the person to ask what each one is called (I'm not). I blurted out "Ghost Protocol" for one and won't ever live it down.

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

@drgrantseeker.bsky.social Oh good you’re on here too so I can comfortably scream into the void about Muppet*Vision.

submitted 197 days ago • 1 comment

It’s a good thing I didn’t have any Twitter followers ‘cause I don’t envy this anxiety of getting them all back here.

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