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i’’m just a centrist’ - a guy who’s literally abt to defend hitler

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

In America they don't have bank accounts. They just store their savings in an app for gambling on meme coins. The democrats lost the election because they cancelled HawkTuah girl for rug pulling.

submitted 24 days ago • 7 comments

deputy dry-mouth and the gulp gestapo from the slurp surveillance agency:

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I regret to inform The Onion that its services will no longer be needed. Real life has taken over:

submitted 47 days ago • 52 comments

the worlds dumbest nazi is going line by line through the CIA's black budget and crossing them out while muttering "gay...gay...woke...woke and gay...gay"

submitted 75 days ago • 6 comments

[hitler in hell] NO listen NO NO you made it gay!!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

my favourite schizophrenic i cannot wait for him to fuck up the entire world ☝️☝️✨

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

The “turtles” who have been stealing pizza and karate-chopping our guests are not affiliated with the zoo.

submitted 78 days ago • 10 comments

i am in chains (nicotine addiction), but DO NOT touch my chains (nicotine pouches)

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

every man is mortal. your mom is mortal. your mom is a man.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

ohhh so it's bad to wave at your nazi friends now

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

only elon could make a n@z! salute look even more pathetic, masterful gambit sir

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

eating a frozen cheesecake like it’s a sandwich in my bed whilst watching a movie i barley understand, this is the life i’ve always dreamed of

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

he has a point

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

A supercut of guys on the History Channel going "my grandfadda was da inspiration for Don Corleone"

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

if whiskey was a person i’d punch them

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

getting your dick sucked would be so scary if you didn’t have object permanence

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

(Being interviewed in the living room of my second house) my house burned down

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

turns out love’s the real deal. guess i’m into it

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

counterpoint: it is absolutely living up to my exact expectations

submitted 105 days ago • 204 comments

the enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick too

submitted 106 days ago • 5 comments

manifesting ✨😇

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t trust scandanavians. What are you doing up there? Why are your words like that

submitted 109 days ago • 9 comments

sentience was a mistake

submitted 111 days ago • 3 comments

(b)iological (o)bject (o)bviously (b)uilt (i)n (e)roticism

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submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

merry christmas

submitted 115 days ago • 15 comments

asked her to be my gf, accidentally baptized her jacket in hot chocolate, and she still said yes 🥳

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

i’d rather eat glass

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I can always tell when the dinosaurs are fake in movies

submitted 118 days ago • 237 comments

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mcdonald's should let you do an open mic there, or at least stop asking me to leave

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

doing a full head count before exercising my constitutional right to yell fire in a sparsely attended theater

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

iranian vs lebanese diaspora debates are my roman colosseum

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

shocking that exploiting workers like npcs in a dystopian warehouse simulator didn’t foster long-term loyalty. who could’ve seen this coming?!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Man you helped support the Iraq war nobody wants to hear this shit from you

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments