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He/him. Cubs and Chicago sports. Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Robots. Nerd culture.
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The Dark Crystal really nailed it when they made the opposition party to the forces of evil look like this

Merryweather should be required to play only in San Diego

One thing the Chicago Cubs are failing at is choosing the correct helmet size

I like how Alcantara take outside pitches, by falling toward them slightly as they pass by, like a scorned lover who sees his love and is drawn to them before he realizes it's over and recovers

Moises Basehitesteros

I like players who would have to make drastic changes if they got traded to the Yankees. I don't think Steele's beard is "well-groomed"

💥The Netherlands' largest pension fund, has sold its shares in Tesla, Meta, and Alphabet (Google). The fund with US $569 billion equivolent in assets is "directing more money to companies and projects that help to improve society and the environment." #Divest www.reuters.com/markets/euro...

Still confused about why the Cubs didn't re-sign Tauchman

Tauchman v Steele was something I'm surprised to learn piqued my interest

ok so what gets called "gender ideology" is jsut like "be who and how you want" and what gets called "not ideology" is like "follow these specific unwritten rules and perform these forbidden rituals according to the circumstances of your birth"

This article is frequently wrong. Its machine learning slop. Fuck those guys--block 'em

THINGS YOU CAN BUY WITH ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete." "That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete." "Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

Ideas for #Cubs 2025 home run celebration: 1. A jacket covered with fake ivy 2. You get to pee in a trough 3. You get booked on The Compound 4. You get to kiss Steve Goodman's bleached skull 5. Everyone glares at you like Andre Dawson looking at Eric Show

I think, if I ever get to retire, that I will get season tickets to the nearest baseball team and spend every day I can just sitting at a baseball game. Not even watching. Just hearing the sounds and letting the event provide structure to my day.

#Cubs seems like with like 24 relievers on the 40 man they could have picked someone with less of a role than Canario to DFA

Philly is the nearest big city to me. I don't care about it either way. Today I'm proud of Philadelphia.

I just blocked Mark Cuban because of his Pro-AI stance and it felt goooooood

Re-watching Serenity and I'm surprised to see Glenn Howerton in it...

I'm always way behind the curve on music, but here are 3 bands I've recently discovered that make music I like: Idles Amyl and the Sniffers Horsegirl