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I'm pretty sure there are elected officials out there who have had a bad day because of me.
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🎵O'er the laaaaaaand of the freeeeeeee.....🎵 #prolife ends at #childbirth in #america

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I think it'll take a few more years than that. So, a few years after they start dying. Remember, the anti-vaxxers are probably smart enough to read a simple chart, but they won't accept a year's worth of stats. They would rather watch the numbers keep dropping before admitting anything.

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I'm not a stock trader, but.. I feel like this isn't very good. #Tesla #teslastock #FuckedAround #FoundOut #elonmusk

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#nikkihaley is one of the dumbest mammals in #American history. And it's a crowded category.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait for #trump to chime in about how it didn't happen in the US, so it's fine. Yes I'm politicizing this. You don't think he won't? No deaths that I've heard so far, which is bonkers. #pearsonairportcrash #DeltaAirlines #AmericanCompany #StaySafe #Seatbelts

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe NATO should vote to expel the US, just to get ahead of #trump and his plans for a backwater, isolationist nation.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

cc: @Gavin Newsome It’s time to build a CDC & NIH in California with the folks who were fired from the feds. In fact, I think each blue state governor needs to scoop up these scientists, healthcare workers and laboratory workers asap. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

submitted 13 days ago • 704 comments

I just love the abject insincerity of #chrissununu, in defending #trump, saying that consumer prices wouldn't go down, they would level out. That's not what trump fucking said and he knows it. Meanwhile, inflation is going up in the US. Dumbassess.

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In being more vigilant with labels, I discovered that I would no longer be buying #Kikkoman products. #nonGMOlabel #ConsumerFraud

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Eventually, and hopefully on camera, trump's heart will give out.

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I will be going out of my way to #DeadName #GulfOfMexico

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Can you fix this? *gestures towards everything*

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Shut down incoming flights from the US.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Become a Canadian province. We appreciate this type of adult behaviour.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Ban the sale of farm animals coming from the US. Now.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

#trump is a bad poker player.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Has a magnetic field, likely has sub-surface oceans, largest moon in the That's 3. What's one thing about Venus that people get wrong?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Earth? Me neither.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It's time for #Canada to ban the #x app.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

mike collins should be banned from international travel.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

@netflix.com lost me when they brought grifting enterprise Goop in as a show, as well as that pedo-protector Mama June.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Suckers

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

#Fusk Sorry, I don't have time to type out two words today.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Not many things are as bad as someone asking if they should show up at 11:30 or 12:00, and you tell them they can choose. So they say 11:30. It's 11:59, they're still not here. I've been sitting upstairs waiting since 11:17. FFS, people.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

It's #coronation day in the states of America today, correct?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Unless of course he uses his appearance to mock trump, in which case, "Hey Snoop, #WelcomeToCanada". You'll be safe here.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Opinion Writer was today-years-old when he (must be a "he") discovered fusion food.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

I'm just sayin'.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

"Hey... Hussein.. Do you think anyone will attend my funeral?" *appropriate reaction* #trump #Obama

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

It's ok. It would have come across as redundant if they had given reasons when we already knew why.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

End EV incentives in #Canada, now. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

It's time for #GalenWeston to face potential jail time. #Loblaws #Canadian #consumerfraud www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

When a liberal area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “God is punishing them.” When a conservative area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “Democrats control weather machines.” Must be hard going through life as a full-blown idiot.

submitted 51 days ago • 354 comments