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"Vell, Robots' just zis guy, you know?"//Destiny 2 Floofer//Warframe (Caliban my beloved)//Nerd//Amateur Bread Enthusiast (Not a professional account)
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In case you're wondering, a taxonomy of suspect account icons: Default icon: Likely a bot Marble Greek/Roman bust: Probably a troll Trump/MAGA hat: Definitely a troll Dude with Oakleys: 90% troll (boo), 10% skier (cool) Cleavage with or without face: 90% bot (boo), 10% actual sex worker (cool)

for that special someone

'Stress-eating stale cookies from the back of the pantry (pro tip: microwave them for ~10 seconds to re-soften them) in an effort to regain some semblance of control' was not on my bingo card for 2025.

What the fuck is going on?

Can we have a cutaway to sad Lou Holtz (as a treat)?

Robot's "Leave Things On" Dad Tier List: S: Bathroom fan, laptop (is actually a server) A: Humidifier/Dehumidifier (because every house needs multiples of both) B: null C: nope D: N/A F: DON'T LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON WHEN YOU LEAVE THE ROOM FOR PETE'S SAKES!!!!

Hierarchy of needs but it's just my six year old asking for a new snack every time I sit down.

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials

It isn't about finding 'replacements' for Gaiman and other creatives that get exposed for their monstrous bullshit. It's about pulling away from idolatry. If work resonates with you, that's fine. It does not connect you to the creative in a way that demands blind fealty.

Speaking of books, I just read HEAVENBREAKER by @authorsarawolf.bsky.social. Sci Fi + Fantasy (think Robot Jox meets A Knights Tale) with giant mech fights, knights, jousting, and a whole mess of palace intrigue.

I am frequently asked what is the "best" way for people to buy my work so that the most money gets to me, enough so that I've finally written a primer about it to point people toward, and it also covers my opinions re: libraries, used bookstores and pirating: whatever.scalzi.com/2024/12/30/a...

In the family and in-laws chat just now Mrs. Robots called me a huge nerd. Then, thinking about what she did, she quickly walked into the room and said, "but you're my FAVORITE nerd!" Baby, you knew what you were getting into. No takebacks now.

Every. Damn. Time. When the little Robot gets sick, it's a huge production. Crying, wheezing, et al. But... as soon as we cross the threshold to the office waiting room, they turn into a beacon of health and vigor. Literally bouncing off the walls! Dr: "And you say he's not feeling well..?"

It's Matt Berry's Solstice, obviously youtu.be/_Ev0xiOKvZI?...

I like to think this V would take a break from carnage to make a silly meme. #cyperpunk2077

anyways play cyberpunk 2077

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

This story - what NZXT has done - is utterly disgusting. They're running a con - PC rentals at extortionate rates *worse than pay day loans*, lying about the parts inside, constantly increasing prices, false advertising, preying on the poor and children youtu.be/0pomC1CfpC0?...

for a lot of people today might not be about thanks. maybe it’s stressful. sad. confusing. depressing. empty. lonely. maybe it’s simply any other thursday. whenever you are emotionally today, there are unseen crews serving you. and unseen connections who care about you. every day.

Just a fun, weird character mashup based on a friend's idea: #lotr #thegoodplace #comic #chidianagonye #aragorn #moralphilosophy

I tap 2 tasks and cast poorly-written spike. Place current stories On Hold and shuffle all backlogs.

Wedding Season in your 20's-(early)30's > Wedding Season in your 40's.

the light at the end of someone’s darkest tunnel may be you.

Well then, may I offer the new Bluesky Swifties my essay on why “Style” is my favorite song of hers: whatever.scalzi.com/2022/06/06/a...

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?" --Cave Johnson Portal 2

I.. yeah.. not working today. Gonna bake some bread. The product can manage itself for a while.

Playing videogames my entire life has provided me with knowledge of concepts like: Jeffersonian Grids Road Hierarchy Lane Mathematics Main Bus-Based Manufacturing Production Bottlenecks Resource Management When to bank those motes, brother!

Now is that liminal time where the football games that I wanted to watch are over, yet I can't be bothered to look at which fantasy teams I have in my lineup this week playing in the night games.

📢 D2 "TOWER PAMPHLET" EMBLEM GIVEAWAY!! 📢 ✅ Follow ❤️ Like 🔁 Retweet that's it. no tagging people I don't like giveaways that force you to do that. Winner pulled Monday the 28th, GL <3

Up next in the oven: brownies for little robots' lunches this week.

First up today for #breadsky is bowls for soupy season.